This is a fake spider. It guards my car from theft.
How?
Well who the hell would voluntarily want to get into a car with a large spider sitting on the seat!
From a distance, through the window tint it does look more realistic.

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This is a fake spider. It guards my car from theft.
How?
Well who the hell would voluntarily want to get into a car with a large spider sitting on the seat!
From a distance, through the window tint it does look more realistic.

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My I offer a spider I found cleaning up an old house?
She's missing a leg, give me name suggestions and I'll write it on her belly.
-Ignore the ring on my finger, I meant to take it off before hand-
[Image ID: two pictures of a plastic spider. The spider is orange with black spots, red fangs, and red eyes, missing the last leg on the left side. The first picture shows the front and face. The second pictures shows from the top down. End ID]
Send "🕷" to have your muse' s Halloween bucket being filled with plastic spiders or other party favors!
//It might be snakes, spiders, bugs or mice! You'll never know which creatures is filled along with candies for Halloween!
So my step dads stepdad passed away last week. He and his sister had been passing a plastic spider back and forth by scaring each other with it. So my mom is going up to the funeral with maple cookies and the spider in the cookie jar. Grandpa will be happy that he gets to have the last laugh of that joke and the sister gets the spider back.

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I had a dream last night that I had a pet spider but I had no idea what to feed it so it kept dying every like 5 minutes and turning into a plastic spider toy but once I put it in water it would come back to life. And I've gotta say that the most unrealistic part of this dream is that I would have a pet spider because they're terrifying. That is all