Love is bullshit,
Fellow Magnolia Springers, word has it that love has been a twist up in this town…not that I really care or anything. However, it’s the talk of the town. What is better than love, anyway? Ya’ll seem to enjoy getting your noses up in other peoples business.
I am rather late on the news because there has been a change of events but I’m sure ya’ll want to know what I think, right?
Anyway, anonymous has sent in some rather hilarious statement: Guess Cade just hates Dalton. First Lucy, now his best friend Paisley. Poor Dalton. Guess no one wants him to have girls around him unless they're related or taken. That seems to be exactly it, anonymous. He just seems to never be able to snag a woman before another charismatic man comes in and swoops them off of their feet. Poor man. He can’t get laid for the life of him, can he? Come on guys, he’s a sweet gentleman from what I have heard. Then again, nobody in town likes a nice man. Women love the dirty country boys. Dalton, maybe you should step your game up.
However, Lucy is still available, brother. Why not try your game on her again? She seems really easy to woo. Onward to another relationship, Paisley and Cade seem to be locked down. Thank god the player is tied down. Lets see how long they last.
I heard from the grapevine Bailey likes Noah. Hmmm. Romance? Or will he turn the other cheek and ignore her? Who knows.
Do they? I wonder what Rafe will think about this. Word has it that he has a small liking for her; considering they used to be in a relationship, I do not see why not. Does he like her back? I wonder. According to another anonymous post, Noah's attention seems to be on Bailey. Completely….yes he does. Is he just playing her? He seems like to type of man to never focus on one lady. That’s just my opinion though. He can do so much better than focusing on one woman. Come on, Noah. Make this town interesting…for once.
These two new relationships? How long will they last? I hope they fall apart fast. It’ll be hilarious to write about it.
There ya go with your love-life gossip.
Send in something interesting for once.
With Love,
The Overseer
