#planetfucker

Thinking about new bot moving in and commenting that the energon tastes different here. It's not a bad taste, just...noticeable. other bots reassure them that it's perfectly good energon, it just tastes a bit different from how the titan processes it.

They find themselves getting a little bit horny at random times - not so much that they need sex Right Now, but enough to make them shift uncomfortably until it passes.

One night in their hab, it doesn't pass. They open their panels and start masturbating, head fuzzy from the arousal. Something's wrong, they can't cum - there's a valve in the wall. They don't think twice, stumbling over and shoving their spike in. It's hot and wet and perfect. They fuck it as hard as they can, whining as it squeezes them into overload, milking them for their cum.

The titan doesn't need many permanent partners, but they loooooove helping new bots get used to living on them.

Any time a bot leaves, they soon find themselves with an intense longing for home that they can't satisfy. Sure, they'll eventually get through the withdrawal if they really can't go back, but most bots are at least able to visit and get another dose of special energon

Getaway, who basically invented Primus Daddy Issues finally getting recognition from a divine entity and it’s kinda the opposite guy but yknow what! He’ll take it- Unicron thinks he’s important! Important enough to save, important enough to fix, to improve- Primus never gave him that… and of course the Unmaker encourages this, the more desperate Getaway is for Unicron’s favor the better. Even if it’s that sort of desperate hot and bothered type of fanaticism. Prayers while he touches himself. Definitely called Unicron Daddy once while conversing through their mental link. He finally has a taste of the divine and frankly it may have gone right to his processor and fried something, but well Unicron encourages this too, obviously. Because even the Unmaker gets off to watching this stuff sometimes. Oh and also it’s great for the important business of spreading dark Energon through fucking. But mainly Unicron just likes to watch his favorite little devotee…

Transit bots like mini-titans who have spikes and valves in passenger areas and everyone has to do something. You can use your hands, but it's seen as a bit impolite compared to using your mouth or your own array.

Sure, some bots miss their stops sometimes, but they enjoyed their trip, so does it really matter?

Every rich bot is bidding when metroplex lets them zone a new property. Maybe it's his version of manscaping 😂😂

"you can only build a mansion if it's star shaped, it needs to match the other side"

But rich bots showing off their "expensive views" and it's just the orgy forest of Metroplex's bush 😂 just a cybertronian MTV Cribs with lots of bush landscape window shots 😭