Jan 10, 2020
went to a brewery with my parents earlier and I am just a wee bit sloshed and very tired and I thought “oh before I go to bed, while i’m thinking of it, I need to just make sure I used that one word right or it’ll keep bugging me” and
I went on thesaurus.com
and
my zonked-out sleepy ass read through most of this going ‘huh neat modern poetry. not much linear coherence but still interesting’ before going ‘oh these are just random sentences which use the word, used to illustrate how it can be used. oh. oh i need to go to bed.’
#English major humor#come on look at these sentences#tha'ts. like i could see that in a contemporary writing textbook#the English Major jumped outh gjksdjksjkl#I need to go to bed#unironically think these sentences together make quite a fun effect tho honestly#personal#THESAURUS.COM WHERE ARE YOUR SOURCES. WHERE DO THESE GEMS COME FROM#WHAT LOGIC DO YOU USE PLACING THEM IN THIS ORDER#(why don't you source them more obviously so I could see 'oh. examples' rather than it looking like a cohesive paragraph#maybe if they had obvious SOURCES I wouldn't think they were all intended to be read TOGETHER#thesauras dot comm are you plagieacirizign#plargi#plaerig#I've stopped trying#plagienac#at this point I'm just laughign at myself#plagic whhy do I think there's a c in that word#why hands#plagiarizing#GOTTEM#cough anyways yes#i.. want sources#especially bc i feel like I recognuize some of tehse sentences maybe? are they from novels? I can't TELL#there's no CONTEXT#and no SOURCE#GOODNIGTH
