(Minor Spoilers for The Titan’s Curse)
I know a lot of fans are excited to see Thalia Grace, the Hunters of Artemis, and of course Nico and Bianca di Angelo in season three of Percy Jackson and the Olympians. But I am absolutely obsessed over the fact that we’re finally going to see this scene brought to life:
“—but under my leadership, the forces of Lord Kronos will increase a hundredfold. We will be unstoppable. Behold, my ultimate killing machines.” The soil erupted. I stepped back nervously. In each spot where a tooth had been planted, a creature was struggling out of the dirt. The first of them said: “Mew?” It was a kitten. A little orange tabby with stripes like a tiger. Then another appeared, until there were a dozen, rolling around and playing in the dirt. Everyone stared at them in disbelief. Then the General roared, “What is this? Cute cuddly kittens? Where did you find those teeth?” The guard who’d brought the teeth cowered in fear. “From the exhibit, sir! Just like you said. The saber-toothed tiger—” “No, you idiot! I said the tyrannosaurus! Gather up those… those infernal fuzzy little beasts and take them outside. And never let me see your face again.” The terrified guard dropped his watering can. He gathered up the kittens and scampered out of the room. “You!” The General pointed to another guard. “Get me the right teeth. NOW!” The new guard ran off to carry out his orders. “Imbeciles,” muttered the General.
This, right here, is peak Rick Riordan/ Percy Jackson humor.
