#pjmeme

Credit:memes.com

"Life is only precious because it ends, kid."

He'd changed since the last summer. Instead of Bermuda shorts and a T-shirt, he wore a button-down shirt, khaki pants, and leather loafers. His sandy hair, which used to be so unruly, was now clipped short. He looked like an evil male model, showing off what the fashionable college-age villain were wearing to Harvard this year.

"Nothing like watching your relatives fight, I always say", said Ares.

I don't recommend shadow travel if you're scared of: a) The dark b) Cold shivers up your spine c) Strange noises d) Going so fast you feel like your face is peeling off In other words, I thought it was awesome.

It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one.

Be careful of love. It'll twist your brain around and leave you thinking up is down and right is wrong.

"Erre es korakas, Blinky!" Dionysus cursed. "I will have your soul!"