“HAPPY BIRTHDAY, NERD.” Mercy shuttles in through the side window, one foot after another, and puts the screen back into place with practiced (and alarming) ease. Is she two days late? Yes. But it’s the thought that counts. She turns to face Hugo and puts her hands on her hips. She smiles. “I got you a cupcake. And a Lamborghini. Big red, flashy-lookin’ thing.”
Her eyes flash to the opposite window, the one facing the street. The empty street. Her hands are suspiciously empty. To her credit, the smile doesn’t even so much as twitch.
“But, um.” Mercy rubs the back of her neck. Her jacket lifts, revealing a crummy gray t-shirt with some fresh red stains. “‘Coupla Valentino boys jumped me at that gas station down by 7th. I made it out, but the cupcake — ” A crack in her armor. Visions of vanilla frosting spattering, slow motion, to the pavement. She shakes her head, sniffs. Does her best to get over it. “Anyway. Wanna help me get your car back? I’ll buy you a slushie, too, while we’re at it. Saw ‘em headed towards the warehouse district.” A scoff. “Probably tryna hide your — ” (read: some rich guy from Noho) “ — car until it’s safe to pawn. Dicks.”
Different day, same Merce. What a big, sexy hypocrite.
@pizzatheif is Aged(tm).












