#pizza driver

I'm a delivery driver. I called a customer last night when I was on my way to their apartment and I said was 5 minutes away. This was 15 minutes after she called the store and placed the order. She calls me 8 minutes later when I'm two blocks away and asks me when her "pizza's gonna get here, it's taking forever!" And then I pull into their parking lot not even 2 minutes later and she yanks open the door and I can hear her girlfriend in the back calling me a bitch. Before I even get back to the store, they've already called and their free pizza is in the oven already. I can't stand people that are intentionally assholes just so they can get free food. You must be hurtin' for certain.

So I work at a pizza place as a driver delivering pizzas. As a driver I carry money just in case they ask for change but some customers feel the need to give me more than what they ordered. I understand if your order is $25-26 and you give me $30 that's fine no problems. If your order is $25.10 please do not hand me a $50 bill with $0.10. It's like wow you're taking all my change and then some. I know you got smaller bills! Some people give me extra money hoping I can break it for them. Naaaaaaah people need to start giving pizza drivers as close to the amount as possible. Some people even call to tell us about online order difficulties. I can't help you there I have no control over that.

Shame on all you other pizza companies (except Little Ceasars) that don't love pizza enough to like my song. 

Pizza Driver

This. Legit. This.

Pizza Driver