Feb 11, 2019
Friend: Hey do you want my pizza crusts?
Me: Ah yes. Pizza bones. Hand them over.
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Friend: Hey do you want my pizza crusts?
Me: Ah yes. Pizza bones. Hand them over.
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In case anyone wanted to know the pizza beast that you get pizza from. They are incredibly hard to debone.
PEOPLE
Yeah I got that dog in me.
That dog that is looking longingly at the half eaten pizza still on these tables while I'm definitely not supposed to take them from strangers. The strangers left and I'm still not allowed to take them. Why. They could be sick. They'd have to be to leave a bunch of pizza bones lying around and not taking those with them for later. That's real sick alright. So many mouth watering pizza bones.. but no- I am a good girl. That's me. I'm a good girl.
I want to start up a pizza franchise called Pizza Bones. Our commercial jingle would cut off at the third of four lines so the cadence would always leave you wanting more. Like, "Shave and a haircut, two-"
Come on down
To Pizza Bones
We've got food
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Me, to my friend: Dad, do you want my pizza bones?
My friend: *looks at me and shakes his head, unfazed*
Me: ...oh, ok.
In my house, we call pizza crusts “pizza bones”. If you ask for “boneless pizza” here, we’ll probably just give you a weird look and cut the crust off your slice, thinking to ourselves “eat the pizza bones you coward”.
Story time. When I was really little, I was obsessed with pizza crusts. They were my favorite food. Except, I didn't know they were called 'crusts'. I called them pizza bones because they reminded me of bones... Pizza bONES. The bones of a pizza. I wanted to devour all the bones I could get my hands on. At parties, I went around and asked people "Can I have your pizza bones?" and was vry confused when they died laughing. To this day, I am still very much a fan of pizza bones.