i am back from the dead unable to sleep and as such headcannons out the wazoo
pinkie pie:
idk if she's demiromantic panromantic pansexual or demiromantic panromantic asexual or demisexual
either way she loves hugging/kissing/cuddling those she loves unless they're uncomfortable iwth it
she's also genderfluid
she has depression
if human: black and fat or hispanic and fat
maaaybe bipolar too?
pit again
this time im doing modern!au because i saw a pic and i was inspired
his legs don't work right and he has to use crutches (i have no idea what the ones that attach to the wrists are called but maybe those)
he doesn't rly like using a wheel chair but sometimes he needs to
as for race no idea but boy am i tempted to make him mexican. don't look at me like that. actually, no, biracial. greek/something else
he's also short
and for any version of pit: bi and im still finding a way to sneak a genderqueer headcannon in there
angels are weird beings in that they stop aging physically at a certain age with varies for all of them, but they age a looooooot slower than humans. pit is 25 in human years and 13 in 'angel' years. he wont age physically anymore.
pit can die and come back from fights as much as he wants since palutena can revive him, and the only way to permanently kill him off is getting rid of his wings.
pinning down exactly where he lives is a fuss cause the anime eps say: on the ground but ki:u says nothing about this, so here's my take: he lives in the equivalent of our houses near the gathering place of the army (they have their own houses) which is close to plautena's temple.
i have no explanation for the 'no time no see' line he says to palutena tho i'll just disregard that















