poseidon, who does your eye makeup?
"— My Queen of the Sea and Wilds." ( @pitfallfox )

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poseidon, who does your eye makeup?
"— My Queen of the Sea and Wilds." ( @pitfallfox )

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Poseidon a kiss for ur wife on this day of love? Please?
a kiss for his wife any day <3
I'm not sure if that 'mutant frog' story is true because they look an awful lot like diaphonized frogs, which is basically taking a dead animal and dying their bones and having the rest transparent
I mostly just reblogged it for the cool pic tbh
When I was a kid I fought someone for a level 100 arceus card
Tbh who wouldn’t

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Another tragic story from my friend: she and a friend (same one who's brother traumatised my friend) were on holiday and the pool was one of the ones that stayed open a night. They decided at 23:30 to go out and swim because 'fuck it'. Long story short they walked over to find two people screwing each other in the pool and noped out. They swam in it the next day and kept their mouths closed the entire time
I hope it was chlorinated and sterile
My friend told me about the fact she and her friend have a cat called Hattie. My friend was looking for Hattie so she walked into her friend's brother's room. And there he was, porn on his computer, dick in his hand and a plastic bag under his chair. She very calmly asked if the cat was there and he just pointed and said knock next time. She said it was the worst smell and she doesn't know how that cat can still smell. She's traumatised
I’m gonna barf
I remember being here since [zombies banging], rest in piece you fucking onion fairy and vaas. So tragic. I remember when a friend got michael mando to sign your drawing of vaas and your reaction was just a gif of a potato slowly ascending an escalator
Sometimes I remember Michael Mando's strong hands have graced my humble artwork and I flatline for about five seconds