#pit tips

it's all about posing, angle and lighting. less is more really, so front facing, direct lighting and either flexing or arms up/behind your head. that's the ideal. either in a tank top or shirtless, though a shirt with sleeves short enough to make your pit hair poke out is hot too since it adds that air of mystery. you can play with angles and lighting if you want to add some artistic flavor into it, but as long as they're in display it's good.

so on monday me and syd @trulymadlysydney went to msg at 7:30am (after like 5 hours of sleep ekdmjfnhjvk) and met up with caitlin @stillafineline and waited in line to get wristbands, someone in the line started a number system (they were dressed as a banana running around with a speaker blasting 1d and harry 😭) they got there....at 3:45 am lmfao and they went down the line with a sharpie counting and writing a number on everyone's hands. so we got 425, 426 and I think caitlin and her friend were like 434 and 435 so we wait in line and made some very cute harrie friends and by the time we got up to the front it was 10am and there they checked our vaccine cards and ID's and our ticket to make sure it was GA. so the numbers weren't too off me and syd ended up being 423 and 424. so then we got breakfast and went back to our hotel and power napped then got our hair done went back and got ready (thats not important but ya know ejdnfbhcj) so thennnn we went back to msg (our hotel was legit a 5 min walk from it) and got there at 4:30 and there was already a ton of people in line again and we asked a girl and she said she was told they weren't doing the lottery (which is where they were gonna pick a random number out of 1-50 to be the #1 spot in GA line) and we were going in numerical order so we just kept walking down asking people their band #'s and we found our place. so then we got in and they scanned our tickets and then by small groups brought us up into a random ass theatre within MSG ekdmfjnbhj it was so weird lmfao and they sat us all down row by row and they were like bringing some people to the bathroom and such while still bringing in more people and so it turns out they gave out 1,000 wristbands not 500 KMDJNSBFHVJ so then after like 30 minutes around 6 they started bringing people in row by row over to the arena and kept telling us not to run etc rjnfbhgvj and then you literally just walk out onto the floor and its every harrie for themselves! it gets packed in and crowded veryyy fast lmao so we kinda picked the first spot that seemed closest and it was a great spot but we're gonna try for another area of the stage next weekend for msg3. overall....it was....a lot krmfjnbhv it was worth it to me to be so close to harry but it was very crowded very hot and sweaty and uncomfortable and there was a lot of fucking rude people near us lmfao and unless you have friends with you or people you make friends with leaving is not a good idea to go get drinks food or go to the bathroom or anything cause you will lose your spot. me syd and a few other girls all sat down for a bit cause well we legit got in there at 6:30 and harry doesn't even go on until 9 and our feet already hurt (WEAR COMFORTABLE SHOES!!!!! I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH LMFAOOOO) and some girls were nasty and said we had to stand up to make room (even though like a huge group of laneone people were sitting down in front of us with their legs directly out taking up SO much space lmfao) and someone brought their mom into pit and she was fucking annoying as hell complaining she couldn't see ejndrbhf like get in line!!! and thennn I had a legit 6'5 man DIRECTLY in front of me and I asked him to move during jenny and he did for like 3 seconds and then after jenny I was pised I was like dude listen we need to figure something out theres a group of us behind you that cannot see and he was fucking rude and basically was like sucks! so I just fucking moved and pushed over subtly during the pre show playlist lmfao cause as soon as harry comes on people move way closer to the barricade and it gets fucking insanee but yeah thats pretty much it and people obvi continuedd to push and shove during the show and I swear I have no idea how I got near or how they got up to where we were by the end lmfao but I loved seeing my mans up close and im very excited to do it again next week!!!!!

The weather’s getting warmer, the sun is shining, everyone outside enjoying the sunshine, but with the nice warm weather and beautiful sunny days, comes the inevitable: armpit funk.  Listen: you can’t prevent yourself from sweating (unless you use botox, who’s really doing all of that? I mean, really), but you CAN do your part to keep the funk at bay, starting with what you put under your arms.

Your see, few of us wear deodorant, which simply uses fragrance to mask the smell of odor.  What we most commonly refer to as deodorant is usually antiperspirant, which is actually considered a drug by the Food and Drug Administration, as it alters our body’s chemicals by clogging our pores, so we don’t sweat as much.  Sometimes our pores remain clogged even after a shower because there are certain areas between your folds of skin, you simply cannot reach with soap and water.  This can make odor-causing bacteria build up, creating a more intense smell each time you sweat. 

If you’re not willing to give up using antiperspirants, here a tip that helped me out a great deal: Use distilled white vinegar to destroy that odor-causing bacteria that builds up in your armpits. Add a small amount of distilled white vinegar (maybe 2 tbsp worth) to a damp washcloth or paper towel and rub it under your arms. You can leave it on for 15 mins or even overnight and then shower as normal.  I do this as part of my Sunday routine every week and I have to say: it works WONDERS.