#pissyson

My favorite person from my canon: henry.My least favorite person from my canon: cora tbhHow tall I was: sliightly above average?Some of my physical traits: blonde hair, Signature red leather jacket, looks like she could kill you and could definitely kill youSome of my personality traits: pretty serious, not very trusting, fuckin LOVED my family and would do anything for themThe phrase/word/sound I said the most: honestly? probably “shit” or “fuck”My crush/partner (if I had one): killian *heart eyes* also neal but YKNOWMy best friend (if I had one): my first thought was neal and that’s damn depressing. henry.The most attractive person/people from my canon: KILLIANThe cutest possible ship from my canon: snowing i love my parentsThe worst possible ship from my canon: uhhh i guess rumple/cora or rumple/zelena. that shit was gross.Who I’ve found so far: killian, henry, rumple. i also have a friend i see as my neal. other ouat friends i feel are from my ruby canon.Who I really want to find: REGINA i’d say my parents but i know a snow (again, i consider her my snow from my red canon) soooo. Who I really don’t want to find: uhhh cora i guessWho I wish died: death means nothing in ouat.Who I wish hadn’t died: :) (: :) don’t. get me started.

That was morbid I’m sorry. But it. Really is, all things considered especially since they are not in the best robo-health.

meihemtrash (2%)

My favorite person from my canon: my…self. also the lorax i guess.My least favorite person from my canon: MYSELF LOL but also MY FUCKING MOMHow tall I was: tall. like herb, legs for days.Some of my physical traits: Leggies, stupid hair, baby face.Some of my personality traits: LISTEN i just loved to have a good time but the whole. need to please my shitty family kinda. made me Bad.The phrase/word/sound I said the most: 100% singing to myselfMy crush/partner (if I had one): nopMy best friend (if I had one): *family of me by ben folds playing from another room*The most attractive person/people from my canon: honestly ME i’m cuteThe cutest possible ship from my canon: *SWEATS*The worst possible ship from my canon: me and ted whaaaat the fuckWho I’ve found so far: uhhhh no1 i don’t think i ever will o well (unless you count my mom who is absolutely my mom again in this life LOL)Who I really want to find: not rly actively looking for anyone or expecting to but if i met a lorax or ted i’d be like !!!!!!!!Who I really don’t want to find: th famWho I wish died: i don’t wanna say my mom but also :)Who I wish hadn’t died: i wish the lorax didn’t just peace out for decades but i guess i deserved it

My favorite person from my canon: m….e…gamind…My least favorite person from my canon: can hal just shut the fuck up foreverHow tall I was: kinda tallSome of my physical traits: the same damn head of hair i have in this lifeSome of my personality traits: the optimist that believes in heroes and that there’s good in everyone but still grounded enough in reality to be a news reporter. also snarky as hell.The phrase/word/sound I said the most: probs some reporter garb like “reporting live” but outside of work it was probably just. “god.”My crush/partner (if I had one): megamind husband for lifeMy best friend (if I had one): HONESTLY!!!! megsThe most attractive person/people from my canon: sorry to sound like a broken record but, the megaThe cutest possible ship from my canon: ME N MY ALIEN HUSBANDThe worst possible ship from my canon: me n hal….so nastyWho I’ve found so far: megs n minion. i also lowkey believe david is the bernard from my canon (like, the real bernard)Who I really want to find: metro man!!Who I really don’t want to find: if you’re hal stay a million feet away from meWho I wish died: uhhhh honestly i’m fine with hal being in jail so i guess no1Who I wish hadn’t died: uh

i need to add that top of the world came on shuffle as i was finishing this What To Fuck

My favorite person from my canon: stanley!!!My least favorite person from my canon: :) :) :) guessHow tall I was: a lil shortSome of my physical traits: probably one of the most beautiful heads of hair i’ve ever hadSome of my personality traits: very dedicated and loyal (ha), flamboyant, fun at partiesThe phrase/word/sound I said the most: probably just. “why” @ gastonMy crush/partner (if I had one): stanley :’) <3My best friend (if I had one): i didn’t really have a best friend i just kinda knew/liked everyone. i mostly stayed in the village and didn’t visit the castle a loooot but belle and mrs. potts were really nice to me. and obvs i had stanley so i hung around w/ him, tom, and dick a lot.The most attractive person/people from my canon: stanley my god have you seen himThe cutest possible ship from my canon: st/nfou ;PThe worst possible ship from my canon: G/FOU LOLWho I’ve found so far: stanley and belleWho I really want to find: uhhh anyone’s coolWho I really don’t want to find: i know a gaston (who’s not my gaston lol) and we’re tight. but if a gaston i don’t know messaged me i’d probs burn my computerWho I wish died: :)Who I wish hadn’t died: :)

SORRY CHRIS BUT THAT’S VERY CURSED AND YOU KNOW IT