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Aries: You don’t really know how to read, you’re just really good a guessing.

Taurus: Whales have lungs, they can drown. Consider the incredible power you have over all the things that can kill you.

Gemini: Don’t blame the alligator for eating you. You were in his house. Control your lust for rolling around in rivers next time.

Cancer: Your skin will slowly turn into tree bark over the course of several days because you’re gay.

Leo: That which completes you one day will not complete you another. We exist in a constant state of change and growth. It was a damn good chicken sandwich though.

Virgo: The elk outside your window who offer to bring you in on their cryptocurrency scheme are an omen not to invest in cryptocurrency. 

Libra: Chivalry isn't dead. Its in a secret government facility, floating in a tank of goo. 

Scorpio: Watch your back Scorpio, or someone might come along and interpret you as a symbol in their life. You are indicative of nothing! Nothing!

Ophiuchus: Lotion will not, nor will it ever, fix your life. Do not believe the lotion bottles.

Sagittarius: Learning how to prioritize is a constant battle of trial and error that can never be won. The stars do suggest that the blood on your keyboard should go at the top of the list. 

Capricorn: Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. Competitive being hit by a train is not a real sport, nor should it ever be.

Aquarius: Wisdom is knowing when the details really matter. Knowing what sort of bullet hit you can help, knowing what sort of artillery shell hit you really wont matter much.

Rupi Kaur (Libra)

Aries- Yells at  hotel service no matter what

Taurus- YAY NEW FOOOOOOODDDDDD

Gemini- Talks the hotel into to giving them a nicer room

Cancer- Loves it but cries the first night because they miss their friends.

Leo- *Sees fish* HEY PISCES IT’S YOU

Virgo- Packs everyone's suitcases so that they are perfect

Libra-  always posting pictures on the internet 

Scorpio- Constantly have one night stands 

Sagittarius- Expert of traveling

Capricorn- Trying new things the entire trip

Aquarius-  Talks to the fish