#pirouetta

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i’m ado/noa :3c

they/her !!!! no he/him unless close :(

i’m 15, puerto rican, enby lesbian, and audhd (diagnosed)

i post art occasionally but i mainly reblog art of my hyperfixations.

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Female (She/Her) | Kitten | Bubbly, Elegant, Inquisitive

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Crown Princess Pirouetta (AKA Etta)

I couldn’t believe my eyes... forget it, I can’t believe this whole thing is going down.

What I saw was Wheezy and his cigarettes bowing and praying to this very poorly made statue of my Dice, I couldn’t believe my eyes. Look at that quality, Wheezy MUST have made it himself... After that, they basically each took a pinch of their stupid cigarette dust and placed it in front of said statue. WHAT AM I SEEING IS THIS SOME SORT OF WEIRD SACRIFICE TO DICE? Never mind that... Dice was grabbing a hold of me at the time, I think I was so close to falling from the balcony. Oh, turns out there is money hidden in the dust, oh alright, I sure hope Dice ACTUALLY gets this money.

Dice asked me what I was looking at, so I held his head out for him to get a look at this weird, event, thing. And seems like a cigarette bought a piece of candy wrapper from Wheezy, which I’m so sure that Dice threw in the trash this morning, Dice was like nope we stop them right now, I was like yeah yeah yeah. But BAM, there’s creepy Pirouetta! ... you know what it’s not fair to just call Pirouetta creepy at this point...... CREEPY WHEEZY AND CREEPY PIROUETTA, hhhhh...... I heard her scream to creepy Wheezy, *clears throat* hmm *impersonates poorly* “YOU IDIOT WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WHAT IS THIS DISGUSTING STATUE?!!!” The rest is nonsensical garbage I don’t remember anymore. And there I thought, aye, maybe Pirouetta creepy and Wheezy creepy cancel each other out, so we don’t have to worry about them anymore, perfect ending. But no, NO! Creepy Wheezy retaliated I think, creepy Pirouetta ran off as a result, creepy Wheezy CONTINUED ON WITH HIS LITTLE RITUAL. I said “we must stop them right now!” Before I can blink creepy Pirouetta is back in business, SHE HAS THIS... THIS OBSCENE PILLOW THING WITH HER!!!

Dice explained, “Interesting, I don’t know none of the two versions of myselves they described!”

I guess creepy and creepy don’t cancel out... only creepy and not creepy cancel out to eh... I don’t know

There is at least one “Dice cult” here in the casino. Oh, almost forgot...

Log 107: The Cults

More like the stalkers/creeps of our casino, but whatever.

So then Dice got those two creeps into a room.

And now, our staffs’ logic in a nutshell

And then I asked Dice, “why not just look into their memory and see what they’ve got, it’s much easier then REASONING with these two.” Dice said that’s creepy and the action would alienate them, I really wonder why we don’t creep out the creeps. All that aside I thought that’s the worst this situation can get, but no, NO!

Cuphead and the other Cuphead they’re back already! And I don’t got this... I cannot get creepy Wheezy and creepy Pirouetta under control at all! Ehhhhh... Why is it so difficult to keep a few, no, two of our staff in check huh? And why is it difficult to deal with Cupheads?

Dice later told me that we have multiple force field... things, the thingie that keeps the cups out unless Dice lets them in, all around our casino. It may or may not also shrouds our windows? This way unless the “Dice cults” expands out of our casino, the cups luckily won’t notice their existence, however, this means we would still have to keep all this business indoors, in check.

So... I got nothing out of those creeps, at least they were not throwing a fit in the room, that’s good, but not good enough. Then John and James came up with this brilliant plan. What plan? *impersonates* “let’s go check on Mr. King Dice, let’s go.” So we were out of the room. As soon as we were out of the room John explains to me that it would be smart to leave them in an enclosed area unsupervised, and what we had to do from there is simply listen in, they will start spilling their guts.

This worked wonders thank you John and James.

We heard so much, so many colorful things were said... I never knew creepy Pirouetta secretly takes all sorts of photos of Dice everyday without our knowledge or permission at all and made a crazy photo collage on one of her walls. Apparently she also had a shrine for her favorite photos, GROSS!!! What’s even worse, creepy o’ mister Wheezy apparently commented that creepy little miss Pirouetta somehow drew Dice’s body... *swallows* *quote on quote* “so correctly”, which means both creeps somehow observed and STUDIED my Dice as he was either partially or completely naked. OH MY GOD! How? WHEN AND HOW?!! That’s not all, creepy Pirouetta said she noticed creepy Wheezy collecting what Dice discards, for example he collects Dice’s cigar butts, apple cores, useless thrown-away papers and notes, all that good stuff! Therefore confirming what we saw he sold to the other cigarette just now was INDEED the candy wrapper Dice threw out. And the reason he and his cigarettes collect these? Even creepier: to satisfy whatever urge or feeling they have by taking a bite of Dice’s thrown-away apple core, drinking leftovers from bottles Dice tossed out, and all else and all that!!! Then they started arguing, and the accusations got worse... this is too disturbing I don’t think I should recount this on video......

Exaggerated? I wish!

The worst part, we had to confront them in the end, I am positive we should just shut Pirouetta and Wheezy down before the cups come back again, but we just decided to turn these two creepers somewhat against each other so they would start operation: stalking each other. Dice was not so dope about this idea but that’s our last resort, well, almost the last, the last being actually shutting both the robots down, and maybe replacing them with some better “employees”, which wouldn’t be a big deal since that’s from a practical perspective a piece of cake for the one and only Dice. However, that option is apparently very against Dice’s wishes. In the end we kept Wheezy and Pirouetta in operation, hoorays *sighs*

I think Dice knew they were going to try to impress him by destroying each other’s stuff. What happened this evening in Dice’s office is creepy Pirouetta collected a pile of creepy Wheezy’s trash collection and lit those on fire; creepy Wheezy exposes creepy Pirouetta’s other pillow, voila, the freaking hand-drawn naked Dice, OH THAT DRAWING IS BURNT INTO MY BRAIN, AND I HATE TO THINK BUT WHEEZY’S REMARK WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT, MOTHER OF GOD... then he lit the pillow on fire; creepy Pirouetta presents a number of Dice statues made by creepy Wheezy, lit those on fire; creepy Wheezy wheeled creepy Pirouetta’s photo shrine out here, showed us all the photos, OH MY GOD SOME OF THE PHOTOS SHOULD NEVER EXIST... that shrine was then lit on fire. This is supposed to be us punishing them for being weirdos, why does this feel like THEY are punishing US?!!! John, “I want to remove my eye sockets I am having unpleasant flashbacks of that one time...” James, “Mr. King Dice you’ve got to wipe our memories again!!!”

And the psychos said there is MORE!!! Dice told me later that he really, really wants to trust them with destroying all this stuff by themselves, *pffft* I know why that’s impossible too, because they will CERTAINLY want Dice to see them do all that for him, and when unsupervised they are absolutely dumb enough to go outside of Isle 4 to do it as some sort of statement, permanently scarring the Cupheads so they won’t ever come back again! *long sigh* Herie herie, here at the Devil’s Casino, one of our employees will accurately draw you butt-naked without your knowledge and another will then show you her drawing and light it on fire!

Welcome to Inkwell hell folks!!!

[End of Log 107]

This was so weird and funny for me when I wrote this! I sure remember a time when I was pretty obsessed with KD, just not to the Mr. Wheezy or Pirouetta extent lmao

I found the files with those Devil and Dice headcannons for my human!au and I saw that I wrote how Pirouetta, Wheezy and Dice get together every so often to go into town and catch a bit of sunshine and probably get raging drunk. 

I had to.

We got the Tipsy Troupe, but these three are the most powerful in the casino, aside from the Devil, and are all ridiculously tall and get into shenanigans when left alone. The Terrible Trio.