How many dudes you know roll like this? #piratedayfriday #thekidscancerproject #gangstapirate #pirate #archierose #piratebling (at Archie Rose Distilling Co.)

My #tinderprofilepic photo game has been exceptionally strong lately. #piratedayfriday #thekidscancerproject (at The Kids' Cancer Project)

My #tinderprofilepic photo game has been exceptionally strong lately. #piratedayfriday #thekidscancerproject (at The Kids' Cancer Project)

My #tinderprofilepic photo game has been exceptionally strong lately. #piratedayfriday #thekidscancerproject (at The Kids' Cancer Project)

New #tinder photo. To be accompanied by the caption, "Come walk my plank". I'll be very busy for the next few weeks. #ladiesman #piratedayfriday #pirateday #thekidscancerproject

I was asked to write jokes for @thekidscancerproject, because they recognise my comedic gifts. This is one of them. I told it at a meeting, and my manager told me to keep my day job. It's hard being an unappreciated genius. #pirates #piratejokes #piratejokesarrrrrthebest #piratedayfriday #thekidscancerproject #pirateslife