#pipefan-413

coral: how my muse views the natural world

cats are good, water sucks

shes lived in the city her whole life so her view on nature is hm... yes ive heard about this

(she still has to go desert exploring and/or monster killing with someone though)

emerald: how my muse tells someone they love them without words

slow blinks at you and rubs her face on you

meows in front of your door in the middle of the night

gets all up in your personal space like hello yes, its me, time for attention

you know cat things

galena: what it’s like to be in a relationship with my muse

the first thing that came to my mind was “loud” and yeah that fits

shes very open with her affection and absolutely will bother you until you give her attention (especially you dave, you fucker)

shes also loyal to a fault and will in fact die for you

{{ True!

I think we might just go with this. For how they are in present roleplays, anyway. We decided to make their dreamselves as trolls, and they're both currently god tier, SO REALLY, in their current state they would be trolls at the moment.

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SO. AFTER BEING ABSENT FOR A FEW DAYS. I'VE RETuRNED TO SEE THAT I'VE GAINED SEVERAL VICTIMS. YOu'RE VICTIMS BECAuSE I GOT YOu BITCHES ON MY MuRDER LIST, NOT BECAuSE YOu'RE *CuRRENTLY* BEING VICTIMIZED. THERE ARE A FEW I DON'T GOT LISTED TOO. BuT. THEY'RE HERE. AND ON MY LIST. I'M JuST NOT GOING TO WASTE MY TIME AND MARK THEM uP HERE.

ALL RIGHT. LET'S START THIS.

FIRST PERSON. HA. HELLO DIRK. OR AT LEAST. ONE OF THE MANY DIRKS I'VE COME ACROSS. uNFORTuNATELY. IN THIS GREETING. I WILL NOT SuGGEST THAT WE PLAY A GAME OF ANY SORT. uNFORTuNATE FOR YOu. AT LEAST. SEE. THIS IS GOING TO BE WORSE. AS YOu PROBABLY KNOW. MY INFATuATION WITH GAMES TRANSCENDS THE QuADRANTS. AND. WHILE WE WON'T BE PLAYING A GAME NOW. EVERY ONE OF THE FuCKERS I'VE GREETED AND GATHERED WILL BE THRuST RIGHT INTO ONE OF MY GAMES. ONE MADE. JuST FOR THEM. TAILORED TO THEIR ADDICTIONS AND OR PERSONALITY FLAWS. AND. GuESS WHAT.

GAMES PLAYED WITH DIRKS ARE THE MOST FuN. THEY'RE VERY GOOD PLAYERS.

SECOND. A LALONDE, I SEE. HM. BuT DIFFERENT. A ROSS. THE LALONDES LIKE YOu ARE *uSuALLY* PRETTY. INTERESTING. AND I'LL DEFINITELY BE TAKING NOTES ON YOu. PLACING YOu IN A TRAP WOuLD BE WONDERFuL.

THREE. HuuuuuuuuuuuH. I'VE SEEN. uH. OLDER VERSIONS OF YOu??? BuT. TELL ME A BIT ABOuT YOuRSELF. I WANT TO HEAR MORE ABOuT YOuRSELF. SO. I'M GOING TO SIT RIGHT DOWN. AND WHEN YOu REPLY. I'M GOING TO START JOTTING DOWN SHIT AND MAKING OBSERVATIONS.

LAST!!! A CAPTOR. I. HONESTLY HAVEN'T SPOKEN. TOO MuCH. WITH CAPTORS. BuT I HAVE DONE SO. AND I'VE RuN INTO A FEW KINDS. BLIND. AND NOT BLIND. BuT MY LACK OF NOTES IS WORRYING. SO PLEASE! TELL ME ABOuT ALL YOuR FEARS. WEAKNESSES. AND VICES.