Dec 24, 2018
One day in my future, I will wake up in a spotless white house with a furry white floor and a furry white dog who you almost didnβt notice with all of the fur going on, but heβs definitely there. I will have a tan, sculpted body and a matching tan, sculpted husband because we both have ample time to care for our children and ourselves. We will rouse our children, Ivory and Alabaster, from their dreaming yurts to come and behold the tree, fulfilling their Christmas wish to wear things on their heads and not touch anything. Finally, after achieving the perfect holiday, we will be absorbed into a floating ball of light, shedding our earthly forms and becoming one with Pinterest, where others may behold our beauty.
