P03 you must know that if you can run doom then that means youβre top tier robot right
"I am not going to run DOOM! That sounds like the worst thing!!"
"Do you have a keyboard? If you do we could probably just-"
"NO! LISTEN TO ME! There will be NO MORE weird computer stuff done to ME and MY HEAD. IT IS BAD ENOUGH HAVING HARDWARE AND WIRES AND STUFF AND I CAN FEEL IT, ALL THE TIME, DO YOU KNOW WHAT THAT FEELS LIKE? ELECTRIC CURRENTS FEEL WEIRD AS HELL!!"
"SO NO, I WILL NOT LET YOU RUN DOOM, OR POKEMON, OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANT TO RUN ON MY HEAD. AND IF YOU TRY TO GET ANY WIRES OR KEYBOARDS ANYWHERE NEAR ME, I WILL... STAB YOU! YEAH."
[Packs of cards fall from the ceiling and hit him in the head]