#pinkksposts

marvel villains who became freaks in an accident and lost everything should become youtubers instead of turning to a life of crime. i’d watch the shit out of The Spot’s youtube channel. Imagine a Q&A video just titled “addressing my holes.”

i think a lot of my problems date back to not being able to dissect a frog in grade ten

these lolita fashion seller have damn lost their mind with these prices i’m sorry the newest release of milky planet is not worth $2000 bro

words cannot describe how much i LOVE hobie brown. the og hobie ending a fascist regime by KILLING norman osborne with his guitar?! alright badass. and across the spiderverse hobie (not so) sneakily going against miguel and supporting miles to REVERSE ENGINEERING the watches so he could make his own to help gwen and the others!? cheering miles on for disrupting a cannon event? he’s got like six minutes of screen time and i can’t wait for the third movie because I NEED MORE OF THIS MAN YOU HAVE NO IDEA

the gwen hate pisses me off like sorry she didn’t tell miles when the people she looked up to and were taking care of her told her not to AND she couldn’t risk getting kicked out because she believed her OWN FATHER was going to frame her for murder. she is literally only a year older than miles (still a child) she’s not going to be perfect. literally all the other spiders were doing the same thing and they don’t get nearly as much hate. what really matters is what they did in the end.

as a cashier i talk to women like they’re human beings needing assistance and men like they’re lost puppies. works like a charm.

the internet is crazy i could say something like “someone who can’t sing shouldn’t be a singer” and people would tell me to hang myself.

i watched drew gooden’s new video after him not uploading and i mean this genuinely, is he okay? like it kinda seems like he wants to retire.