Flambae unlocks the âhow to make Robert Robertson less pissed at youâ tool completely by accident.
He always does his best to reduce damage while on missions. At the end of the day, heâs a combat type, and thereâs only so much you can do with literal fire.
But itâs going as well as it can be, thanks to Robert. And Flambae always prides himself with having the best dispatcher around.
With himself? Meh.
He can walk off a heat stroke. And dehydration. And lung damage. And more, probably.
Still doesnât change the sharp glare and scathing rant Robert has for him the minute he steps into SDN.
And he does pay attention. Or tries.
Thereâs some leftover vanilla cream smudged on Robertâs chin, most likely acquired after another vending machine raid.
He laughs, soft, easy, hand wiping off the fluffy cream.
He doesnât even notice how affection drunk he looks, with faint sunlight glazing gently over those eyes, until orange melts down to autumn gold.
Robert very much does.
âBob-Bob,â And his voice. How it can go from aggravating to tickled by fondness. âIâm fucking sorry, okay? Itâs not even THAT serious,ââ
âYou hit your head on a billboard.â
âJust a little!â
âYou had a concussion, Chadwick.â
âUgh, donât use full names! You only do that when Iâm REALLY deep in shit.â
He laughs, and laughs, and Robert should continue to be pissed, but itâs hard.
When those eyes are on him, watching him like the world starts and ends with him, itâs hard. âIâm sorry, Bob-Bob.â
Robert clenches his jaw and glares away.
âRobert,â and the name. His name. Smooth and pulsing worship. âDonât be mad. Thatâs my job.â
âFine! Fine. No medical. My place. Youâre getting checked out.â
Robert is a weak, weak man, and heâs so thankful Flambae is too oblivious to notice.












