The request is Pilot getting sexually teased by his S/O while trying to talk to the rest of the crew
I hope you find somebody to write that (I'd love to read it if you do!) I don't think I have the energy to do it (plus the Farscape rewatch it would require) but damnnn.
He'd be so flustered and embarrassed
And kinda annoyed with you, but not enough to seriously tell you to stop
He's so lonely and neglected most of the time, so touch-starved, it's impossible to refuse your affection... even if he has work to do!!
He gets stern for a second and tells you to desist immediately! But then giggles and the ship lurches as he moans over the intercom
"Uhhh, Pilot? What was that? Do you need me to come and help?" John offers, confused and somewhat desperate not to believe he's hearing what he thinks he's hearing.
The stammering vehemence with which Pilot refuses the offer confirms John's suspicions.
He shakes his head and tells Pilot to just... get Moya flying in the right direction again. Ffs.