#piko rambles

Imagine Shadow printing GIFs or falling for fucking virus links out of things and Rouge has to fix the Team Dark's family computer for the fifth time this week.

Or imagine Shadow trying to call Omega but accidentally called Sonic on FaceTime instead and got so shocked and angry at his own horrible mistake that he threw the phone out the window in a panic. And now Rouge needs to get a new one. Again.

"Whoa. Are you guys seeing this?"

Can we talk about how shaken up he sounded? :)

Man. 🥲

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and being alone in a cave for so long, but you finally found a family.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you and your said family found themselves glued to the floor, and you couldn't move your feet, your legs. You just couldn't move at all. Except your hand. Barely.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you see chunks of concrete being pulled from above, preparing to smash against the floor, where your family is, and you can't move.

Imagine being the fastest thing alive, and you can't move your legs and all you can do is reach out your hand to your family, who seemed so close yet so far away, and is about to get crushed by concrete.

Sonic, of course, saved his family from the concrete boulder, thankfully, but I often think about the moment before he saved him.

Despite being stuck onto the floor, it didn't stop Sonic from curling into a ball, managed to dash off from the high gravity floor with a burst of speed, and smashed the boulder to bits to save his family. He was not ready to witness another family member get injured, or worse.

He was not ready to lose another family again. He won't. He's not going to let it happen. He lost Longclaw, he's not gonna lose anyone else. And because of his will to make sure it won't happen, he managed to get unstuck and save them.

Everything about the small little moment with Sonic drives me insane watching the movie a second time. And you wanna know why?

Sonic is a sassy bitch

Eggman is down bad for Ella

Sonic is a Santa denier

Tails' dead girlfriend lives in his garage and is also a flower

Sonic missed Amy's date and when he returned he stood her up and went off to race Sam Speed instead.

No, really, Sonic is sassy as fuck like what is his problem

Cream the Rabbit killed Emerl (the subbed version will make you cry)

Shadow witnessed another human friend die before his very eyes.

Eggman went to jail (this never happened again)

Sonic doesn't know what a cell phone is

Every time Rouge is on screen, a saxophone goes off. No matter the situation, there is a goddamned saxophone

Amy was livid when Tails and Cosmo had their happily ever after and she didn't (to be fair Sonic promised her he would never leave her so who's really the bad guy here /j)

Bokkun

Sonic was put on a cruise ship and his response was to manipulate his friends

Shadow from the Archie comics traveled to the Sonic X dimension in the comics and Chris' immediate reaction was to hug Shadow, even though this version had never met this kid, and he understandably reacted by reaching his hand out for Sonic and he just stands there like ":)"

Bionicles are canon apparently (No. You will not get context for this one.)

Eggman had an alter ego in wrestling named El Gran Gordo and Chris is a huge fan

In the Japanese dub of episode 2, Sonic said "shit" in front of Cream

Sonic and his friends are from another dimension according to the Anime (first episode of tailstube around the two minute mark confirmed it wasn't the case btw) so why and how the hell is Eggman here?? This is a genuine question-

Metal Sonic never existed

Everything involving the Chaotix

Sonic confessed his love for Amy in the French dub of episode 52 ...I'm not joking. That actually happened. ...like, not to dunk on the sonamy haters, just... wanted to say that. Because it happened. I thought it was really funny that it happened. Good to know that Sonic is bi.

"I pretended that I was a bar of soap and gave them all the slip."

The 4kids national anthem. Look it up. Please.

Episode 67 introduced Dark Sonic. He beats the shit out of the Metarex. Eggman stepped in and said "chill out." Sonic calmed down. And the form was never seen again. ...WE WERE ROBBED.