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gasters stats are so funny bc even IF you, by some miracle, manage to defeat him after a long, arduous battle, not only does he absorb all of your EXP, (and most likely a lot of HP) he also robs you point blank of all your money. not only does he take your G (gaster coin), this dude sits down to open like 3 different credit cards in your name and max all of them out, before dusting with cash and card in hand. just so you're beyond broke. he might be on the verge of death but he's not about to go without putting you in unimaginable debt first. that's so petty. legendary hater behaviour.

#you won #but as what cost...?#$6666 #ik that's not technically an infinite amount #but it's so funny to imagine that he leaves you with -6666 bucks instead #just a permanent leech on your funds #just cause he's a little hater #no on truly wins against asster #just noticed i posted this on april fools LMAO #wonder if that was on purpose. dont remember lol #ps if youre reading this theres a secret reblog i did w art of this #pigeons posts #undertale #gaster #wingdings gaster #wd gaster

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OUT with the coffee shop and college aus. IN with the ides of march aus. make your faves kill caesar. asterix fans this goes x2 for you kill that man right now heres a gun

#write what you want ofc. but may i propose:#pigeons posts #fanfic #ao3 #fanfiction #asterix #asterix the gaul #ides of march #julius caesar #writing prompt #asterix and obelix #asterix et obelix

i think its funny that sebastians whole vibe is that hes like an outcast weirdo freak or whatever but then you see him doing stuff and hes literally the Most Normal Ass Man ever. hes fixing up a motorcycle. he likes to be alone. he doesnt like crowds. he likes frogs. hes a freelance programmer. he likes to play dnd. hes in a band. he smokes. he plays pool at the local bar with his buddies. he likes rocks. he reads comics sometimes. he keeps a small friend group. he wants to move to the big city. hes like every guy ever. shane feels like he would be more average, but jokes on you, even his weird ass is trying to breed a new variant of chicken or whatever. seb is literally just some guy with slightly alt fashion and a hoodie

#dont get me wrong i like him #but hes like “...is that weird?” and im sitting here like no. not even slightly #yeah man youre an average autistic dude #i was anticipating a more dramatic personality from him lol #pigeons posts #sdv sebastian #stardew valley #stardew #stardew sebastian #stardew valley sebastian

"worlds greatest detective"s meet for the first time:

sherlock holmes: what on earth are you wearing

l lawliet: i like to be comfortable. i can't think properly if i'm wearing the wrong thing. like s h o e s

sherlock holmes: no not you, thats normal. im talking about him

bruce wayne:

bruce wayne: ok look-

#sherlock that is indeed NOT normal #no one in this room is neurotypical #do you think they could solve the kira case all together. bruce barely even works with the cops he doesnt have to follow the law #and sherlock actively thwarts them sometimes #sherlock holmes #acd holmes #l lawliet #bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #death note #stupid ass post #pigeons posts

no bc they literally did not have to do that. the vulcan reason for reproduction could have much more easily been "yeah its logical to bone sometimes so our species doesnt die out" and yet they decidedly Did Not Do That

#you guys didn't even NEED to explain #like yeah ik it was bc the girlies were their audience but #that's wild #pon farr #spock #spirk #kirk #tos star trek #star trek tos #cw sex mention #pigeons posts

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what do we think it would be like for the gauls (of that village we all know so well) to hear that julius caesar got killed by his own inner circle? i mean sure, as a whole they probably hold a banquet- any excuse is a good excuse, and the death of your enemy is a pretty good one as is.

a few of them, though, have called truces with him. recognized each other's merit as warriors and leaders and such. and yeah, its still a good thing for them. its not like theyve ever gone out of their way to try to kill him- they really only want to keep their hometown safe- but if he'd directly gotten in the way of that, whatever, right? and yet to find out he suddenly died, and not even by gaulish hands? that would be a surprise, at least.

obelix would probably be mostly disappointed they weren't there for a big brawl like that, but he is a softie, so he might be upset by it as well. asterix, though... i don't know. he probably interacted the most with the man, cutting deals and talking to him like an old friend, even just to get under his skin by being disrespectful. he's been the biggest pain in jules' side, and had a blast doing it. and as the villages only warrior by title, im sure he saw this coming eventually. but i think he saw himself doing it, when the time came. personally seeing the job done, and having that closure. not waking up one morning to the calls of a messenger, and having the world shift.

i dont know how he'd feel. but i think he'd be the closest to grief.

#i dont ship them but the angst gets 10 times better if you do LMAO #anyway im gonna schedule this for the ides of march #see you soon gamers #< hey its me on the ides of march i completely forgot about this #apparently i just cant stop posting about asterix and the ides of march #asterix #asterix et obelix #asterix and obelix #asterix the gaul #ides of march #julius caesar #cw death mention #cw grief #angst #pigeons posts

THATS OUR TUMBLR SEXYMANNNNN

#SORRY FOR THE TRASH CROPPING I GOT EXCITED #undertale #sans #undertale 10th anniversary #undertale 10th anniversary stream #pigeons posts

i put maomao and jinshi in tomodachi life and its so funny. literally no one is even remotely in love with jinshis pathetic ass. his swoon-inducing "heavenly nymph" aura has zero sway here. meanwhile maomao has two ppl crushing on her and just moved in with another man across the entire island. he just said he thinks theyre not on the same page and i told him theyd make a great couple so he'd stay crushing. i want a peek into his mind so bad, i need to know what this is doing to him

#the ''man'' is her good friend papyrus undertale. also i made him an enby with he/him pronouns :)#also the longer jinshi is on my island the more i want to call him jinshit. so. thats unfortunate #to be fair im p sure most ppl on this island are either not into anyone or just not into men #but its still funny #maomao and her loser boyfriend (theyre not dating)#also does anyone know how to get screenshots of this game onto their computer. pls help i wanna be tomodachi posting #there isnt enough drama on my island im so bored #its all hopes and dreams and everyone loves each other. asriel isnt even here #tomodachi life #tomodachi living the dream #maomao #the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #jinshi #jinmao #swearing in tags #pigeons posts

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