awwww haaiii maaate :]
why are you hiding under the couch lmao thereβs better spots
- @angelxxreaper
(the pig lets out a very annoyed little huff. his sweater has been snagged by pestering beaks in several places.)

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awwww haaiii maaate :]
why are you hiding under the couch lmao thereβs better spots
- @angelxxreaper
(the pig lets out a very annoyed little huff. his sweater has been snagged by pestering beaks in several places.)

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(the pig in a tiny nest of blankets on the windowsill, curled up with wilbur the cat. it looks like it's going to snow outside.)
*pokes*
snort.
(translation: philza, my loyal minion. DESTROY THIS LOSER.)
alright, come here. i think itβs dry enough.
i thought you hated the smol sweater lmao
- @angelxxreaper
(the pig does as close to a shrug as a pig can)
(he gets bored of stealing random household objects and escalates to stealing things that phil is using or looking for while he's not paying attention. his stash has grown to include a mug, three pens, a nail file, a dishcloth, two drink coasters, and a granola bar.)

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hi m8 :)
smol pig time?
- @angelxxreaper
(he nods, but doesn't seem inclined to do much else in terms of communication.)
*holds up microphone* are you aware you are a pig
Attack my feathered brethren >:D
(he has made a very good hding spot under the couch. unluckily for him crows are about the same size as a piglet and can ALSO fit under the couch, so he's resorted to biting anything that gets too close to him. despite their advantages in numbers the crows are still losing.)