Dec 16, 2014
"Hey. Danny. Just the man I wanted to see. Put my salted balls in your mouth and tell me how they taste."
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"Hey. Danny. Just the man I wanted to see. Put my salted balls in your mouth and tell me how they taste."
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"Guess where I put the mistletoe, Mrs. McG."
Merry Merry
"See, the lights are synchronized to the music. It ain't too much, is it?"
Pie Verse Open
"My milkshake-flavored cronuts bring all the cops to the yard."
You come in here, you hang around, you eat my pastries. y'could at least make yourself useful.
Here, taste this. 'Sa cinamon-cayenne-chocolate kind of doughnut thing. Don't know if I like. Be my guinea pig, Kono.
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❉ - any other verse
(For Pie Verse and Fucked Up Pie verse)
The first thing he notices about her is that smile that's like sunlight on water, all dappled and dazzling and cute. he notices how the guy she's with- turns out to be Steve, her husband- leans towards her a bit, eyes glowing, and how she tucks her hair behind her ear and glances at him, sharing a secret (the secret being this: they are the first two people int he entire history of the world to discover they love each other and no one has ever loved anyone the way they love each other).
The second thing he notices is how she laughs at Steve and shoots Matt a quick look like "Can you believe this guy? He's a little shit." He learns, over the course of time, that both Kono and Steve are little shits, but it's most often Kono who provokes Steve to an exasperated sigh or out right annoyance.
He wouldn't change anything about how they met. They've built an island of love for themselves, this strange thing they call ohana, which means family and can be defined with laughter and understanding and love.
(Fucked up Pie Verse; you knew it was coming)
He still wouldn't change anything, except reaching for her. Except wanting her so much they pulled down paradise and made themselves a merry hell.
Maliaaaaa.
Rachel and Gracie went to visit Rachel's dad fora few days. I'm lonely. Also hungry. i'm under strict orders not to attempt to cook unsupervised.
Feed me, Malia.
Hey Cath, you wanna get your hands on my hot buns? you can befirst this year.