#picmonics

please excuse the typo and stereotyping 

- made using toondoo.com & cut+paste :D

http://usmlepathslides.tumblr.com/post/41879376660/nasopharyngeal-carcinoma-npc-is-a-squamous-cell: 

Nasopharyngeal carcinoma

1 red ox went to con 2 old lazy polar bears 

Phase 1:  cyp450 oxidation-reduction (+ hydrolysis); usually yields slightly polar water-soluble metabolites (often still active) geriatrics lose phase 1 first

Phase 2:  conjugation (acetylation, glucuronidation, sulfation, methylation) —> usually yields very polar renally excreted inactive metabolites. Geriatric patients have GAS (glucuroniation, acetylation, sulfation) 

(1 red ox went to con 2 old lazy GASSY polar bears)

I think of how old people sitting around at home on the internet are often the victims of internet scams