I remember when I first started cutting I had no idea what to do with bloody tissues.

I was terrified of my mum finding out about them, which lead me to cut at school.

I got caught at school although my mother was never told.

It was literally this year I found out the magic qualities of a toilet.

If you flush bloody tissues down - they never come back.

I was literally shocked and so excited.

Mum found my lighter b/c I didn't put it away.

And instead of kissing softly. I kissed tomorrow.

Fail.

I missed my bus and it drove past me :(

Proof I'm An Idiot #4

I tried to cook pasta today without water.

Proof I'm an idiot #2