#phyrlis

Im gonna answer for her more modern au bc it's more developed

PHYRLIS FACT #1: Her name is pronounced 'fearless' and she has killed people over the jokes they've made about it

PHYRLIS FACT #2: This bitch eats so much ketchup. It's very genuinely a significant portion of her diet. Her idea of a good time is going to a restaurant where they make the ketchup in house. Poutine is also acceptable on fries

PHYRLIS FACT #3: She doesn't like wearing her eyepatch because it's itchy on the scar tissue, so she usually just combs her bangs down over her missing eye so people don't freak out.

PHYRLIS FACT #4: She has a pet mouse names Fenric. She has also killed people for this mouse. It has outlived a mouse's natural lifespan significantly and she doesn't really want to question thi

PHYRLIS FACT #5: Her little sister was going to be a satire bard before she passed, so Phyrlis has a really soft spot for people who tell jokes, especially puns and silly little kid jokes.

PHYRLIS FACT #6: She can't talk to save her life. Everything she says comes off as ominous and abrasive. She's very lucky all her friends have high charisma

PHYRLIS FACT #7: She doesn't have any melee weapons. She only uses bows regardless of the circumstance

PHYRLIS FACT #8: Her longbow is a beautifully crafted recurve made of hawthorn and black goat horns.

PHYRLIS FACT #9: The ghost that killed her family is very likely her childhood 'imaginary friend' so she feels VERY guilty about their death