phone confession
Naru: Hi!
Shika: Hello...uhh
Naru: No! Don't talk! I've gathered all the courage I have stocked up for a year to say this so hear me out...okay?
Shika: Y-yeah?
Naru: I love you
Shika: W-wait-
Naru: Okay that's not what I was supposed to say immediately...not-not that I...I don't love you. I mean that's the main point but...*realizes she's been blabbering nonsense* okay... *breathes out* This all started during freshman year-by the way this will be long so grab a seat, cause we're now at our senior year right now and this all started first year.
So! I was a really dumb freshie expecting my high school debut and you were that generic emo kid who looked like you've got a lot of issues yet everyone loved you! I didn't get it! I'm a lot more lovable than you are and people think I'm annoying! I was really curious! Is it the hair? the eyes? is it your bloodline? Well, Uchihas are so self-righteous, self-centered, self-absorbed, vexing, maddening people with that hair-ugh, those eyes *sighs* and that ever-so-useful brain but that mouth, my god, pisses me off!
Shika: I'm sorry but-
Naru: Don't reject me yet, dammit! I'm not done! This is just part 1 of 3, let me badmouth you! Well, okay, fast forward you impatient son-of-a, ugh, right, less cussing, more confessing.
2nd year after being partnered several billion times for a group project, class assignment-whatever, you became my best friend and somewhere down the line, the in between got blurred and next thing I know, I love you Sasuke... so? *heavy sigh* what do you have to say for yourself?
Shika: First of all...you've got the wrong number.
Naru: Is this your subtle way of saying no?
Shika: No no no no no!
Naru: Wow... rejection...
Shika: I mean I'm not Sasuke. You got the wrong number.
Naru: Holy shit...*realizes the difference in voice* I'm sorry... fuck no.. Why didn't you stop me?
Shika: I tried! Several times! you just railroaded me!
Naru: YOU SHOULD HAVE STOPPED ME!
Shika: You didn't sound like you wanted to be stopped...
Naru: This never happened! You don't know me! I don't know you! Thank god!
Shika: Oh it did happen. This is the highlight of my day.
Naru: You're teasing me? YOU. ARE. UNBELIEVABLE!
Shika: Come on, it could be worse?
Naru: How?
Shika: You could have called him and he could have rejected you?
Naru: Wow. Thanks for the vote of confidence, stranger!
Shika: I'm kidding, okay? I give your confession a 9 out of 10.
Naru: Only 9?
Shika: You called the wrong number?
Naru: You might have a point...
Shika: I always have a point
Naru: Big-headed huh, it was nice talking to you, stranger.
Shika: Me too stranger, good night?
Naru: Thank you, good night, bye.
Shika: Good luck?
Naru: I hate you!
Shika: I thought you love me? You just conf-
Naru: shut up! You hang up now!
Shika: You're the one who called me, you hang up.
Naru: Ugh...Bye!!!
