#philia.rambles

i don’t use tiktok enough nor am i on the right side of tiktok to do this (so some of these trends are ancient) but here are some thoughts!!!

→ you play one of the thirst trap audios and record atsumu’s reaction 

→ “tell me you know your boyfriend won’t cheat on you without actually telling me your boyfriend won’t cheat on you” but it’s just you filming tsukishima while he shows you his collection of dinosaur plushies

→ “put this sound over a video of you in love” with suga

→ dancing tiktoks with bokuto

→ relationship storytime with oikawa (no one watches it) 

→ you pretend to fall asleep while on facetime with daichi and film his reaction

→ “when you were nice to the weird quiet kid and now he’s your boyfriend” with kenma

→ you cuddle kenma while he’s playing a game and film his reaction

→ “telling my boyfriend i scraped his car” prank with iwaizumi

→ you tell kuroo you love him while he’s gaming with his friends and his headset’s on

→ a compilation of you and suna dapping each other up after having sex spending the night

→ being quizzed about his s/o’s favorite things with akaashi (who knows them all)

ofc and thank you so much <3!!! (psst some of these are pure crack i’m sorry in advance)

→ kuroo will text you things like “do you have a map? because i’m lost in your eyes” and then not understand why you blocked him

→ if you use scrunchies, kuroo wears one of yours proudly on his wrist. might use it sometimes to keep his hair out of his face (he claims it’s a good look on him)

→ atsumu demands a kiss from you every time he gets sore or injured, claiming that it’ll help him recover faster. you draw the line when he stubs his toe and tries to lift his foot up to your face.

→ yamaguchi has a pinterest board of hair colors he likes but is too afraid to try

→ suga follows all your public playlists on spotify because he wants to listen to the music you do (also texts you song lyrics that remind you of him at odd hours of the day)

→ oikawa checks your zodiac sign and his zodiac sign on every astrology post he comes across! he sends you the ones where your sign is being clowned but secretly saves the ones that foretell good compatibility between you two.

→ and oikawa only eats his pizza crusts if he has garlic butter or sauce to dip them in. probably doesn’t like crusts on his sandwiches because he’s a picky child at heart

→ shirabu has considered naming a pet after some kind of disease with a pretty-sounding name just for fun (consider: ✨ chlamydia ✨)

→ ushijima really likes carrying your bags and you’re not sure why. somehow still looks manly and cool even with four bags on him, including handbags or things with lots of keychains

→ iwaizumi still doesn’t know how the lac operon works and at this point he’s too afraid to ask

→ bokuto instinctively flexes his muscles every time he comes across a mirror. will flex his pecs and hold them there, then say he’s doing isometric contraction when asked why

→ for a worryingly long time, bokuto thought that eating enough black watermelon seeds would make people pregnant (kuroo told him this)

→ semi got one of his ear piercings from a claire’s store at the nearest mall

→ daichi has dad energy in the way that if you say you like something, suddenly ten packages of that thing will appear in your house the next day

→ kenma likes to eat peanut butter straight out of the jar. he even has a designated peanut butter spoon

being with atsumu is like a breath of fresh air. it’s about moments to remember, leaning on each other, weekends spent away from home, small victories, crying when you cry, inside jokes and mimicking one another as a love language, bickering that ends in laughter. you’re the flame and atsumu notices the spark, but neither of you mind getting burnt.