Mar 24
Phil is 39, chronically ill, does not work out and somehow swung on a branch and didn't die.
He really is a magical gay.
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Phil is 39, chronically ill, does not work out and somehow swung on a branch and didn't die.
He really is a magical gay.
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all phannies want one thing and it's fucking disgusting
How dan probably saw the latest tik tok
the thing that kills me the most is that Dan was ragging on his past self for the 2010s sagging trousers epidemic on the same day they filmed the TikTok with the obvious sagging problem as he was parkouring himself around the phasement.
stop why is this giant grown ass man so cutesy
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It's the green room, which I'm 99% sure is their main bedroom.
It's flipped, cause it always is.
Our Phriends are home!
Their year (according to the tiktok effect)
Jan (Fam emoji) - Phil: We're having a family, Dan: Adoption
Feb πΌ - Phil: Money, Dan: Work
March π©ββ€οΈβπ¨ - Phil: You cheat on me with a woman, Dan: Marry a woman
April π - Dan: I get on Grindr
May π - Dan: buy a house
June π©Έ - Phil: Man period, Dan: one of us dies
July βοΈ - Dan: We go to Four Seasons
August π - Phil: I'm gay again
September π - Phil: we get back together, Dan: We get married in the Four Seasons
October π - Dan: We find God
November π - Phil: Slut era, Dan: And then we find Satan
December π°- Phil: Money, Dan: And then OnlyFans
Okay then....
Dan really is associating travel with Four Seasons, Phil is associating a ring with getting back together, and Phil is associating blood with a period, and they both instantly went to adoption for family.
Fascinating look into the brain of these two twinks (yes I said a singular brain)
For two men who don't like engaging in drama I understand why Dan and Phil didn't wanna post the Toxic Gossip Train TikTok, but MAN I wish they had. It's so good and so pointed, I mean it's old news but never a bad time to shit on an abuser
At least they posted it for us on Phatreon.