#phight 2020

Danny, looking out the window and making eye contact with Technus, who is making the 'I Will Slit Your Throat' gesture: Uhhhh, actually yeah, I do.

Lancer: I'm sure the class would love to hear it.

Danny, scowling at Technus: Yesterday I broke up with my.. Minecraft boyfriend?

Sam, knowing exactly what she's doing: Is that what has you down? We know how much you were in love with him :(

Danny: You know me so well, Samantha. I wanna go and uh, apologize right now with a poem! Because you, my favorite English teacher, Mr.Lancer, inspired me.

Lancer:

Danny:

Danny returning to class : Mr Lancer my identity was stolen!

Mr Lancer, the only teacher in Casper High: Why?

Danny: I have to take a test.

Mr Lancer: What test?

Danny: English.

Mr Lancer: ...

Mr Lancer: This IS English.

Danny: *Shrieks in ghost and jumps out the window*

Lancer: “...And why should I excuse you this time?”

Danny: “I have an alibi.”

Lancer: “Do you even know what that word means?”

Danny: “Do you know what the word ‘defenestrate’ means?”

Lancer: “It means to throw something out of a window.”

Danny: “Sam, yeet me!”

Sam: *defenestrates Danny*

As you're drifting aimlessly through the ghost zone, a strangely familiar sign catches your eye. A Denny's in the afterlife? Who knew. You float closer to read what it has to say.

WELCOME ONE AMD ALL TO THE 2020 PHANDOM PHIGHT!

"The... Phandom Phight?" you wonder out loud, catching the attention of a nearby ghost.

"Wait, it's already time for the Phight!?" they screech. You shrug and show them the sign. Their eyes go wide and they start dreamily mumbling about shitposts. Just as you're about to excuse yourself and make a getaway, the other ghost grabs you by the wrist.

"Come on!" they say with a huge and mildly unsettling grin. "In here!" Before you can protest, you're dragged into the ghostly Denny's.

Danny: Wait- really?! You're trying to see things from a ghosts point of view?? To empathise with them??

Jack: Haha! Check this out Danny-boy!

Danny: You. You just got down to my height.

Jack: EXACTLY! You gotta look 'em in the eyes to establish dominance!!

Danny: ... wow

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Bonus: Bouncy man turns machine up to maximum

Mr. Lancer, sighing: What's your excuse this time, Mr. Fenton?

Danny: No clue, Marvel wouldn't let me read that much of the script.

Mr. Lancer: We're a Nickelodeon property.

Danny: Then how come I have no clue who I have to go and fight? 

Mr. Lancer: What?

*Dark Danny’s voice can be heard in the distance, vaguely saying “I’m Inevitable”*

Danny: Oh, it’s Thanos.