phil gets a tattoo! and its small but it makes him feel a lot more confident. dan is ravenous about it.

they go to japan again but this time just by themselves and during autumn :)

the word 'boyfriend' gets mentioned semi-ironically. some phannies still think they can be platonic boyfriends and that we shouldn't label their relationship.

instead of halloween baking they do halloween cooking, because what is scarier than them baking? that's right, them cooking. (i rlly hope we get a cooking video, even outside of halloween because OH BOY i crave the chaos)

long suspicious summer break and afterwards they keep joking that they got married but actually just took a spontaneous 1 month long break because the gaming channel and ap got hit by multiple strikes and demonetizations due to inappropriate language.

underwear sharing phonspiracies rise again because dan can be seen wearing green boxer briefs in a video. dan denies this by calling us all colourblind. phannies call him a liar. later we find out they were not actually phil's but one of those boxers with weed design that they sell in amsterdam (where dan bought them)

dan and phil craft returns, but this time the ritual goes wrong and they transform into all the crafts they have created over the years. it ends with an apology video featuring a ukulele

extremely sappy post-tour instagram post that features a romantic pose. we all lose our minds.

THEY GET A CAR and they announce this in a mario kart video. we think this means that they will also get a dog soon.

If someone had told Phoenix before that he was going to be trapped away from home on a mission because of a zombie apocalypse, he would have done the polite thing of smiling and nodding before walking away and making the mental note to never talk to that person again.

Yet here he is, seven months into living in a constant state of survival and miles away from home. Miles. Just a few, now, and Phoenix couldn't be more ready to get back in there. Two Shadows trail behind him, one pulling a wagon full of supplies and the other wearing a backpack full of the camping gear that they've been using since they found it.

As they traverse through the town that they used to traverse on their days off, Phoenix can't help but think about different things that have happened. There's the bar that he got piss drunk in for the first time. The park where he used to feed the stray cats. The gas station he'd always stop by on his way back to base--

Then they were there. The gates of Shadow Company, the place they'd been travelling to for the past seven months (and two weeks and four days, Phoenix notes to himself). It almost doesn't feel real.

Phoenix goes to walk in, only to have someone point a gun at him almost instantly. They tell him to drop his gun, hands in the air, and to wait, even when he points to the worn Shadow Company logo on his jacket.

main playlist

terrible influence tour

we're all doomed

sister daniel

dan and phil crafts

ywgttn (wip)

hiatus (too wip to share)

2009 (too wip to share)

like i have thoughts when watching the videos like 'omg this and that is a reference and theyre so insane and i have these complex and heartfelt feelings about it bla bla' but when i go on tumblr its all 'no thoughts head empty except i love dnp so much'.

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