#pgr simon

They went out for drinks (simonskk) *ocskk/Eric, alt ver. + extra under cut

Warnings: smut, worship of the readers body and reader in general, creampie, GN reader, short

A/N: Just a drabble because I was thinking of Simon as one does late night. I'm also waiting for server reset in PGR so I can decide if I wanna pull on the light trails banner or not.

Apologies for any grammar/spelling issues and what not, it's almost 2AM for me

(Exekial is at a bar playing a card game with Vanessa, Harley Jo, and Simon)

Exekial, putting down a card: Would you guys be there for me if I was going through something?

Vanessa, without missing a beat: No.

Harley Jo, throwing down a card: Nope.

Vanessa: Absolutely not.

(Simon starts cracking up. Unfazed, Vanessa adjusts her grip on her cards)

Vanessa: I hope it sucks, whatever you're going through.

Simon, wheezing: "I hope it sucks"?

Harley Jo: I hope it emotionally scars you for the rest of your life.

Exekial: Wowwwwwwww.

Simon, drawing a card from the deck: I hope you reach out to me so I can ignore you.

(Simon and Harley Jo can't stop laughing. Even Vanessa cracks a smile)

Harley Jo, cheekily as he draws another card: Can't wait to go to your funeral knowing that I could've changed the outcome.

(The table roars with laughter. Exekial puts down his cards with fond exasperation)

Exekial: Thanks guys.

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(In a conference room with a bunch of Constructs and a couple commandants)

Exekial: Okay, there's something I want to understand here.

Exekial: Why am I listed as the commandant on most of your guys' emergency contact forms?

Noctis: You got a problem with that?

Exekial: Uh, yeah, actually. If Lucia, Lee, and Liv do it, I get it cuz I'm their commandant. Even the guys from Strike Hawk, if they need a human commandant. But why the rest of you?

Vera: I mean you're basically our commandant now.

Exekial: Your commandant is Murray, who as far as I'm aware is not incapacitated by any means.

Vera: Yeah but he usually disappears. I would trust him about as far as No. 21 can throw him.

No. 21: I can't throw far.

Selena: (raises hand) Ayla and I weren't allowed to put down "Not Applicable" on our forms.

Exekial: You could've just put down Allen, though.

Ayla: (shrugs) We tried, they didn't accept it. Said that it had to be an actual commandant.

Bianca: I don't usually work with commandants. You... are one of the few commandants I can trust.

Karenina: What, you don't enjoy our company? Hmph!

Teddy: Geez, what a heartbreaker you are, Exekial.

Exekial: ... do you guys realize how many notifications I get everyday because of this?

Vanessa: So? Deal with it like the Chief you are.

Exekial: Oh, I'm so glad you're here, Vanessa, because I want you to explain why you put me down as Bambinata's second contact.

Vanessa: (shrugs) You helped her out when I was unable to. While I hate your guts, I am not one to overlook how useful you are.

Exekial: "Useful." Thanks. Glad you put me in such high regard.

Simon: (sheepishly) To be honest, Harely Jo and I also did the same thing. We figured there wouldn't be anyone more qualified, so...

Exekial: The problem now is that apparently everyone here thinks there isn't anyone more qualified than me!

Vera: Geez, pipe down, will ya? If it really bothers you so much, we'll just change our contact info. No need to get all fussy about this.

Noctis: Honestly, I'd prefer it if you were there instead of Murray, but whatever I guess.

Lee: And what's wrong with my brother?

Vera: A lot of things, really. There'd have to be something wrong with him to be placed our commandant.

Exekial: (claps hands together, interrupting their brewing fight) Alright, I'm making an administrative decision right now. (Points to Bianca, Ayla, and Selena) I'll let you guys keep me on because clearly you guys need someone to put down.

Teddy: Karenina and I don't have anyone to put down either.

Exekial: Fine, you guys as well. (Turns to stare at Cerberus, Dark Aries, Egret, and Woodcock) But for the rest of you, put someone else as your contact, secondary or otherwise.

Vanessa: What, the great Chief can't handle it all on his own?

Exekial: Just the other day, I was running around every other hour because for some reason everyone decided to schedule an appointment on the same day!

Liv: Our commandant needs to rest. He can't be responsible for everyone here.

Lucia: (firmly) No matter how willing he is to help, he's still the Gray Raven's commandant first and foremost. As such, his priority should be focused on the Gray Ravens' mission.

Vera: Don't tell me you're so jealous that you won't share him?

Chrome: (raises hand as Lee and Vera begin bickering) And just for the record, Strike Hawk is allowed to put you down in the event we need a Mind Beacon for stabilization?

Exekial: Yeah that's fine. Everyone's dismissed. Goodbye.

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(In a conference room with Nikola, Hassen, and Gray Raven)

Nikola: Why is it that when something happens, it is always you four?

Exekial: Believe me, Commander, I've been asking myself the same question for years.

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Ishmael: And you? What is your wish?

Exekial: My wish? To reclaim Earth alongside all those who are with me, to see them seize the future that belongs to us.

Kurono: You are extremely selfish, d i e.

Exekial & Ishmael:

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Exekial: (Wakes up with a start)

Lucia:

Lee:

Liv:

Literally every Construct ever:

Exekial:

Exekial: Did I die again?

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Lucia: Commandant, I have something to ask, but... you have to promise not to freak out.

Exekial: (Scrolls through his terminal, glancing at her) Of course, Lucia. What is it?

Lucia, tapping her fingers together and glancing away: Do you... like me?

Exekial:

Lucia, blushing: I mean... do you... have romantic feelings for me?

Exekial: (Puts down terminal) What do you mean, "do I like you"?

Exekial:

Exekial: Love?

Lucia: Mhm?

Exekial: We've been dating FOR TWO YEARS--

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Exekial: I have to ask, why do you like me anyways?

Literally every Construct ever: Because... you're the only one who's been kind to us!

Exekial: ??????

I’ve been uploading most of my PGR content on Twitter and the Punishing: Gray Raven Reddit community first, but I also know there’s a small community here too, so I hope you enjoy these little comics.

Sad thing is...Qu is still my weakest transcendent, both Selena and Camu are carrying her.

One day, I will do a proper reference sheet for my Commandant, Kero. One day...

(Gray Raven are hanging out with Selena and Ayla while Exekial is off doing who-knows-what)

Lucia: Did you know that there's a rumor going around--

Selena: What, that we like each other?

Ayla: Ooh, strawberry-flavored electrolyte!

Ayla: No, see, I'm straight (sure) but if there's a girl I'd wanna date it would be Selena.

Liv: How do you feel about that, Selena?

Selena: (turning red, looking between Ayla and Gray Raven) ... That's not... helping with the rumors...

Lee: I think the kiss you two shared on the Commandant's birthday isn't helping with the rumors.

(Selena buries her beet-red face into her hands as Ayla takes a casual sip of her drink)

Ayla: (cheerfully) Yeah, I'm just disappointed she didn't give me enough tongue.

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(Vanessa has fallen into a pit. Exekial, Simon, and Harley Jo are all gathered around her)

Vanessa: Get me out of here!

Exekial: Well, this is an unfortunate turn of events.

Harley Jo: Really? Personally, I think it's about time we looked down on Vanessa for once.

Vanessa: Ha ha ha, very funny!

Simon: Okay, but seriously, I think we should try to get her out, there might be some---

(Just then, Exekial's, Simon's, and Harley's comms go off)

Lucia: (over comms) Commandant, there's Corrupted converging on your position. Lee, Liv, and I are headed straight for you, but we may not get there in time.

Exekial: Copy that, we'll hang tight 'til you get here.

Simon: (anxiously) I just got off comms with Palma, she said there's more approaching from the east.

Harley Jo: Make that the west as well.

Exekial: Okay, so we don't have a lot of time. We'll need to move fast. (Down to Vanessa) Don't worry, Vanessa, we're gonna get you out!

Simon: Okay, but how are we gonna do that?

Harley Jo: Maybe we should smoke her out!

Simon: Vanessa, are you sure there isn't something down there you can use to climb out?

Vanessa: (clearly pissed) Oh WAIT! Here's a grappling hook!! Ohohoho! And here's an escalator, silly me!

Exekial: (deadpan) We're about to die, Vanessa. Do you really want your last words to be sarcastic?

Vanessa: What do you think?!

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(On a mission with Strike Hawk where Exekial is serving as the temporary commandant)

Exekial: Okay, I'm gonna scale this building to see if we can get a visual on our target. (Begins to walk away) I'll see you guys in a bit.

Chrome: Hey. (Gently grasps Exekial by the sleeve, causing him to turn around) Be safe, okay?

Exekial: (oblivious) Hm? Ah, don't worry, I will. (Turns around and heads into the building)

(Wanshi, Camu, and Kamui all exchange smug knowing looks)

Wanshi: Be safe~

Kamui: I'll be so safe~

Chrome: (deadpan) Can you guys stop?

Chrome:

Chrome: I'm gonna ground everyone here.

Camu: (smug) But how will that keep us safe?

Exekial: (still oblivious)

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(Gray Raven and Strike Hawk are hanging out together in the GR lounge. Wanshi, Kamui, and Camu are chatting with Lee and Liv when Exekial walks in with Lucia, their hands clasped together)

Exekial: Guys, I have an important announcement to make. (Glances over at Lucia, who gives him a smile and squeezes his hand) We-- Lucia and I are dating.

(A beat drops. Lee and Liv exchange an exasperated glance as Wanshi, Kamui, and Camu give them a puzzled look)

Wanshi: We've known for ages.

Kamui: Yeah, it really wasn't that hard to figure out

Camu: Even I could see it coming from a mile away.

(Flustered, Exekial and Lucia exchange a glance)

Exekial: (confused) But we only started dating two days ago.

Wanshi:

Kamui:

Camu:

Lee:

Liv:

Wanshi: ... then what were you two doing before that?

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Harley Jo: D'you think the wind's tryna tell us something and we just don't know how to hear it anymore?

Exekial: (without looking up from his paperwork) I just want you to stop saying weird stuff.

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(Cerberus + Lucia and Liv are in a car together, they pull up to a drive-thru window)

Lee: (through the speaker, deadpan) Welcome to Burger King, what can I get you?

Lucia: Wait, Lee works here?

Vera: Shh, pipe down, you idiots! Watch this. (Leans out of window towards speaker with devilish grin) Heeeeyyyyy Lee~

Lee: 12.78.

Vera: ...?

Noctis, No. 21, Lucia, Liv:

No. 21: Huh?

Lee: 12.78.

Lee: Pull up. To the window.

Noctis: Y-yo, she didn't even order yet!

Lee: (beginning to sound irritated) She doesn't need to.

Vera: (also beginning to sound irritated) What do you mean I don't need to?

Lee: I know what you're ordering, Vera!

Liv: How does he know...?

Lee: (audibly brightens) Oh! Is that Liv?

Noctis, No. 21, Vera, Lucia:

Liv: (shyly) Hey, Lee.

Lee: Hi Liv!!! ^^

Lucia: Awww~

Liv: (blushing)

Lee: Anyways.

Lee: Twelve. Seventy-eight.

No. 21: What do the numbers mean?

Lee: It's her ****ing order!

Vera: Look, can I just have a--

Lee: --Double Whopper meal with small fries. A Coke and two chicken fries! Stop toying with me, Vera! Pull up to the window!

Lucia: Two... chicken fries?

Noctis: Those aren't even that good...

(A vein bulges out of Vera's forehead)

Lee: (beginning to sound angry) You pull into this drive-thru every day, 2:33 PM, saying "Heeeeyyyyy Lee~" with your annoying-*** voice, and you expect me to--

Vera: Lalalalalala. Lalalalalala. Lalalala--

Lee: CEASE YOUR EXISTEN--

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Lee: You know that flapping thing you were doing with your mouth?

Kamui: You mean... expressing my opinion?

Lee: Yeah, that!