#pg424

JOHN: Me?, biatch?

NANNASPRITE: Yes, you, John!

NANNASPRITE: Before yo' mishap wit mah ashes, you may recall tha Spritez previous incarnation, which resulted from its Kernelz "hatching".

NANNASPRITE: Yo ass see, dis hatchin occurs automatically up in response ta yo' arrival! Da result be a pair of Kernels, one dark, one light, each carryin tha shiznit they was prototyped wit before tha hatch!

NANNASPRITE: One goes down, ta a mackdaddydom entrenched up in darkness. Da other, up, ta a mackdaddydom baskin up in light son! Each comes ta rest up in a Orb atop a Spire, of which there be three others up in kind. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Da Four Spires is situated above a throne, n' these two thrones preside over tha two respectizzle Sovereign Powers muthafucka!

NANNASPRITE: And once tha Kernels is situated, dat is when tha game be afoot. Da legit war begins, light versus dark, phat versus evil.

NANNASPRITE: This be a war dat tha forcez of light is always destined ta lose, without exception!