#hs18

hajsh the slow dance to just instant regret

ALRIGHTTTYYYY

so john is being told to eat cookies which isnt the best thing for his situation since he hates the things.... (tho i thought it was just cakes ngl). i guess any baked good. sucks bc cookies are great. but im guessing its just anything from betty crocker.

anywayssss

rose hates her dead cat or at least gets annoyed by jaspers,

we also learned that john is in the medium, and he’s trying to reach seven levels, or seven gates in order to get to a specific planet. this planet is called skaia and then theres two kingdoms in war - the darkness and light.

so, with that being said, this is what I THINK is the layout so far:

i gotta need some visual shit to figure things out

im just not too sure whats connecting to the purple kingdom of darkness...

but yeah, that was educational. and i was more serious than normal because i had to concentrate rather than actually make jokes all the time. rose will probably explain it better tho when she makes a walkthrough lmao and then i can go ohhh shit my theory is wrong bc im a dumbass yknow

if you use the jetpack, maybe it wont be THAT difficult