john egbert: [so much as breathes]
CG:

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john egbert: [so much as breathes]
CG:

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only in homestuck would you have jack noir be compared to crash bandicoot
wait i got you john, my massive photoshop skillz will give a filthy wifebeater
okay “skillz” is a stretch
kinda just looks like sports wear and john has boobs but ya friend here tried her best
john i stg if its con air-
what would happen if i just
dont click it?

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look at her <333 so cute <3333
out of context, john and CG sound like a villain and superhero having a discussion before the villain reveals their plans/monologues and that lowkey fuels me
so this jack is basically humanphobic, i see, i see
could have been so much easier to have an ally BUT OKAY JACK GO OFF THIS SESSION