excuse you, maple hoof is the most valuable character in all of homestuck and i will not stand by this slander
imagine youre just having a fun time in the medium and you get a notification that says “maple hoof has shared 8,000 grist with you”
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excuse you, maple hoof is the most valuable character in all of homestuck and i will not stand by this slander
imagine youre just having a fun time in the medium and you get a notification that says “maple hoof has shared 8,000 grist with you”

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maple hoof got BANK
youd never expect maple hoof to be the richest sburb player but here’s the proof.
Maplizzle: I started yo shit and i'll end yo' shit. Collect grist ta help you tap dat ass.
Yizzy pick up all tha grist, n stizzore it 'n Roze's GRIST CACHE.
Dis be entirely tizzoo much grist of too many exotic types fo` sizzuch a low level wanna be gangsta. But yizzy takes it. You don't lizzook a gift horze 'n tha P-to-tha-izzink heart tattoo.
Tha grizzle overflow be gathered by tha GRIST GUTTA utility supply by GRIST TORRENT. It be stored n gradizzle redirected to playa playas.
> Maplizzle: Procee'.