Sep 2, 2024
That five year old i drowned for the last piece of garlic bread at my family reunion is a chonny jash reference
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That five year old i drowned for the last piece of garlic bread at my family reunion is a chonny jash reference
It's a Chonny Jash reference
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Random ass headcanon go!
HLVRAI!Gordon Freeman is half-Mexican and is a duel citizen of the USA and Mexico.
His middle name,Ā Martinis, was actually a misspelling/mishearing of MartĆnez. The person who wrote the name thought his parents had said Martinis and was just likeĀ āweird choice but okayā and now heās stuck with it.
Gordon also knows Spanish very well, having learned from his mother naturally as he grew up. (Heās basically fluent but heāsĀ a bit rusty)
How every sibling tells their younger sibling goodnight
Mutt who is high af: I just Inhaled an entire can of Febreze and I am Trippin BALLS right now
Mc: Omg who would you do that!
Mutt: better question is Why am I still alive?!
Lol I found this on TikTok and I had too XD
Pft-
I'm sure he'll be fine. .... Probably best to call Aster though, just in case-
Origins boi!
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hey hey hey guess what???
piss kink. i still have it.
patiently waiting for the day that iāll get emoji anons ...
Types of uncle that they are
Not requested!! Just something that crossed my mind :3c
Cross :Ā
*That one uncle who never seems to be sober?? but he gives a lot of money if heās in one of his weird generous moods so aight uncle-
* Attends every single family outing/gathering but outside of that, you wonāt find him anywhere
* You, your siblings, your cousins, hell even some of your aunts and uncles donāt know what his job is and he isnāt gonna be telling anyone anytime soon
* that one uncle who has a heck ton of gold accessories (bracelets, rings, necklaces- you name it, he probably has it) and likes toĀ ālowkeyā show them off
Reever:
* Dependable older brother type of guy - the person you would go to if youāre having a midlife career-choice crisis. Always seems to know bits and pieces about whatever career it is youāre asking about for some reason??
* The one whoās always cooking during gatherings and the dishes he brings from home are just sublime
* Catch him in the kitchen every breakfast/lunch/dinner. Heās like that one granma that feeds you a lot of stuff everytime you come by but its Reever.
* You??? not taking care of yourself??? on hisĀ property????Ā nuh uh darling, not on his watch
Komui
* Overly affectionate uncle whoās like super loud and likes to hang out with the kids
* Thinks heās a cool uncle. kids thinks heās funny. he also likes to learn the latest internet lingo so catch him saying things likeĀ āplease yeet this trash out of the houseā,Ā āok boomerā, andĀ *pats your shoulder after you give him something*Ā āI would die for youā
* He, like Cross, also has a heck ton of gold accessories for some reason???? but he only ever shows off when Cross is around (Catch them in the living room, having a death staring match as they jingle their gold bracelets around)
* None of the children knew he owned a company until the kids started showing off their new gadgets and Komui saysĀ āOh! Iām glad you enjoy that- we took a lot of time designing it,ā in passing. Children? Absolutely dumbfounded.