#pfffffffff

But like, platonically. Ugly boy solidarity is old news, ugly boy dinner club is revolutionary

"Y'know, this place used to be a mob front."

It's dilapidated since then.

It's mostly Two-Face's goons holding the best chef they can find hostage while he puts a meal together, but it's a place with chairs and tables and little fake candles.

"I didn't go after them for the longest time because Gilda and I had our second date here. The first was a disaster - but second time's the charm or whatever."

He wipes his face a moment, red wine spilling through his teeth despite his best efforts. It's always like that. People don't look at him the way they look at Waylon - sure, his deformities are disturbing to some, but for others, it just provokes pity. He hates being pitied almost as much as he hates eating an entire vial of acid.

Waylon, though... Harvey's seen enough people terrified of him, looking at him like he's anything but human. Mutants, freaks, the whole lot of them.

And why shouldn't they be? Human beings just can't seem to hack it in Gotham. Freeze, Ivy, Harley, even the Joker - all changed, all deformed by this place. Harvey and Waylon, too.

Someone refills his glass and grabs him another napkin.

"Then the whole Holiday thing happened, and wham, bang, boom - motherfuckers were dropping like flies. Holiday put about three restaurants out of business. I'm not bent about it, but I miss the cannoli."

Damn. Why did no one ever write those family recipes down?

2: I'm also down BAD for Fellow Honest 😔 Why is his voice so deep??? Why is he so charming??? Why does he have an adorable son (Gidel) that I want to adopt and raise by his side?????

Sister, don't wish for 34° C, it's horrible to be sweaty, hot, the house looks like an electric oven and the bath water seems to cook you… EVEN THE FAN CAN'T HELP, IT JUST COOKS YOU IN STEAM 😖😣😩😫😔😭💨🌡️🔥🔥🔥 I have no idea how uncomfortable -3°C is, the coldest I've ever felt was 16° and I chattered my teeth, suffering but happy without sweating 😊😍💗💘💟

About Fellow, I don't have much to say, just that I recognize this adult foxman as a suitor for my heart and psychologically. And someone may even say ''But Nicoli he committed terrible crimes'', yes I agree but I want you to tell me the rare minds in NRC who didn't commit crimes too!

''Ah you talk about a more adult character, also Malleus, Leona, Lilia you don't need him'' shut up! Fellow Honest is a different concept! My dear, I will do everything in my reach, if I have to make fanart of him I will do it, fankid, ship content, even if I need to justify how they would meet, I will find a way! This beastman is special, his adult male essence is different! Aniplex please, I want a card from him next year! I'm going to take him and our adopted son to school…I'M TRAINED AS A REAL TEACHER, I CAN SOLVE IT!!

"You posted for the first time in six months after I bullied you off the site, so I'm gonna do it all over again! It's time for an ass kicking!"

Yeah, and we're the ones who can't be normal about the fictional anime girl. Kay.