You know sometimes I feel like Gaius Valerius Catullus, a Roman poet from 1st century AD, who wrote a poem in response to his critics that was so fucked up that It wasn’t translated out of Latin until the 20th century.
“I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,
Cock-sucker Aurelius and catamite Furius,
You who think, because my verses
Are delicate, that I am modest
For it's right for the devoted poet to be chaste
Himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.
Verses which then have taste and charm,
If they are delicate and sexy,
And can incite an itch,
And I don't mean in boys, but in those hairy old men
Who can't get their flaccid dicks up.
You, because you have read of my countless kisses,
You think I'm a sissy?
I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.”
And Honestly.......what a fucking mood.
