May 27
Pokeshaming a slurpuff.
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Pokeshaming a slurpuff.
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its so funny that alex is so chill with the waterless shampoo because whenever i try to give him flea medication i need at least 3 contingency plans and 5-8 business days. gotta lure him into the bathroom with food, lock the door, and work with the precision of a bomb technician. he literally starts running away from me the moment i crack the seal of the little plastic lid it's like he's in the pocket of Big Flea me: puts two drops of flea medication on alex's neck
alex: EVIL!!!! FIEND!!!! THERE HAS BEEN AN ATTEMPT ON MY LIFE!!!!!! LOYALTY IS DEAD THERE IS NO ONE I CAN TRUST IN THIS WRETCHED COURT
me: turns him into a drowned rat covered in shaving cream alex: nom nom nom wet food yummy
Hello, my name is Jemma and I just shot pee with extreme accuracy into Alex's eye. I am not sorry. Patagonian cavies shoot urine backwards to tell other animals to leave them alone and unfortunately I was in the line of fire when Rowan came over to sniff her. Patagonian cavy pee to the eye burns. It burns a lot. Look, I think I have endured enough indignity that I can now just say please send donations via any method at thepipsqueakery.org/donate. Once your eye has been peed in by a giant rodent there's no reason not to shamelessly beg. #whyme #andnowshesbitingthefatonmysidesthatsstickingoutfrommyshirt #whatabuttface #ouch #cavy #patagoniancavy #petshaming #rescue #sanctuary #andyhenshebitmyelbow #dontgetgiantrodentsaspets https://www.instagram.com/p/CAlnSoSnyyF/?igshid=q1u86xienaex
This Ancient Beast (10.5) laid a god damn egg today!? How is that even possible?! #birdsofinstagram #lightsussex #badbird #faverolle #oldladies #chickensofinstagram #backyardchickens #isabrown #roadislandred #egg #chickenshaming #petshaming https://www.instagram.com/p/BoFve3FlwGV/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gc0cq7bvr7dr
@aleistervonteese has done a lot of naughty things in his 15 years, from stealing an entire roast chicken, knocking over a rare wine bottle, scaring Angelina Jolie, unzipping his travel bag and cruising around a plane, sitting on @philiptreacy hats...but shattering this #victorian #feathercraft earns him an official #catshaming moment. Thank goodness he wasn't hurt and the feathers weren't too difficult to bend back into place. I love him sooooo much, it doesn't matter what he does! γ»γ»γ» #petshaming πΌ
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Look at this little shit. I love her so much, even when she steals my chair.
I'm not one for pet shaming (it doesn't work for turtles) but this story was too weird not to share. It says, "I caused a ruckus in my tank over fall break and made my mom's suite mate think someone broke in. Also, I pushed over my filter and sat on it." Still, I love my turtle, Nemo.
Oldie but Goodie! Lol #mythology #petshaming #dogs #doggomemes (at Durham, North Carolina)