#petrifiedflapjacks

“And with your spirit” is the new proper response, apparently. And then you stab them with a lightsaber.

Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 92 truths about you. At the end choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you.

WHAT WAS YOUR:

1. last beverage: Water :o

2. last phone call: Dad, at the store. Food things~

3. last text message: Mom~

4. last song you listened to: Oh, It Is Love by Hellogoodbye. It was in my head at least...

5. last time you cried: Yesterday~

HAVE YOU EVER:

6. dated someone twice: Nahp.

7. been cheated on: Nop.

8. kissed someone and regretted it: While I regret it, I was changed by for the better, so. Yea.

9. lost someone special: Kinda.

10. been depressed: Therapy~

11. been drunk and passed out: Don’t think so?

THREE FAVORITE COLORS: Brown, Purple, Rainbow.

IN THE LAST YEAR, YOU HAVE:

15. made a new friend: Yessss

16. fallen out of love: I’ve grown disenchanted by the past, and more and more positive for the future :3

17. laughed until you cried: Beep bep?

18. met someone who changed you: For the best :)

19. found out who your true friends are: I don’t know?

20. found out someone was talking about you: More than I could ever think so.

21. kissed anyone you follow/follows you: EHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE HI BOOPIFUL

GENERAL:

22. how many people do you know in real life that you follow/follows you on tumblr: oh my glob. I could not tell you...

24. do you have any pets: Nope! Kitties are nice though. So are fish. I do have minions on the server... imissmybebedragon.

25. do you want to change your name: Nah. Mysterious River’s a good name.

26. what did you do for your last birthday: I remember very little of it, surprisingly. Bacon pancakes. Loving brothers. A pretty fine day I’d say.

27. what time did you wake up today: ...7? No. 8. ish. Around 8...

28. what were you doing at midnight last night: Minecraft. Talkin’ to Candace.

29. name something you CANNOT wait for: Batman: Arkham Knight. Summer. A certain event... Socializing ^_^

30. last time you saw your mother: This morning~

31. what is one thing you wish you could change about your life: Procrastinating is the source of many of my problems. Beyond that, being able to control the elements would be neat.

32. what are you listening to right now: More Hellogoodbye. I haven’t decided if I like the rest of their music enough to go through it all.

33. have you ever talked to a person named Tom: My dinosaur child? Yes. Multiple ti- HE’S UPSTAIRS! TOM NOOOO.

34. what’s getting on your nerves right now: Yea. Myself.

35. most visited website: You know, Chrome says Facebook. But it’s honestly Youtube.

36. blood type: Is dragon blood a thing? I don’t know.

37. nickname: Ruggles, Dig Dug, Bug, Teddy, Adorkable by this really cute lady. Definitely not evil witch.

38. relationship status: I’m in one!

39. zodiac sign: Leo~

40. pronouns: Mail. I mean male. He, him. Candace is a different subject.

41. elementary: One Catholic school. Down the block. It was nice :)

42. high school: Anooother Catholic school. Less down the block. Nicer but also sadder~ Last time I ever felt super awesome socially? Not that I feel great, I just miss the cool little parties.

43. college: Western Michigan University, then Wayne State.

44. hair color: Blonde. Kinda auburn because of a hair accident. I wanted black but got brown and blonde.

45. long or short: Sorta long. I’m debating get it longer. I don’t like not having my bangs the length of the rest of my hair though so...

46. height: 5′ 10″

47. do you have a crush on someone: Ehehehe ye. (GUESS WHO?)

48. what do you like about yourself: Hah. Not right now.

49. fun fact: Sometimes I like to just close my eyes and think about me lip-syncing a song I really like, accompanied with an odd music video.

50. tattoos: Only hanna. I’ve got a thing for nothin’ permanent on this ol’ body.

51. righty or lefty: RIGHT! Attempting Ambidexterity.

52. first surgery: No? Wisdom Teeth?

53. first piercing: Nah. 

54. first best friend: Jack. 

55. first sport you enjoyed: Does video gaming count? Or ZvH?

56. first vacation: DISNEY WORLD. ALWAYS DISNEY WORLD.

58. first pair of trainers: dafuq

RIGHT NOW:

59. eating: I had some pring les...

60. drinking: Water.

61. i’m about to: Cook a nice Stir Fry with (hopefully) some Onigiri, Egg + Seaweed thing, and some soup :o

62. listening to: I mean. I’m listening to P!ATD Lying is the Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off right now so. Thanks again?

63. waiting for: Me to get my act together. Or food. Both. Yes.

64. want kids: Yes :)

65. get married: More than the world...

66. career: Youtube. More than anything Youtube. Plus some other things~ But I gotta find a job for earning money right meow so that’s a thing. (I’ve got one right now, just gotta find one more stable...)

WHICH IS BETTER:

67. lips or eyes: *squints eyes distrustfully*

68. hugs or kisses: Hugs I guess? Smiles are better~ ‘Course kisses are great too :o (tomorrowcan’tcomesooner)

69. shorter or taller: *more squints* why.

70. older or younger: *squintilishious* are you

71. romantic or spontaneous: *squintward* flirting with me

72. nice stomach or nice arms: *squintsquintsquadoo* text post

73. sensitive or loud: *suchwowmanysquint* this needs to be worded differently

74. hook-up or relationship: I like the idea of both but would only ever ship me with a person.

75. trouble maker or hesitate: *WIDE EYED STARE* SHOO NOW

HAVE YOU EVER:

76. kissed a stranger: You could put it that way.

77. drank hard liquor: Straight up lickoor? Ye. Oh Kraken... 

78. lost glasses/contacts: I’ve lost other people’s glasses.

79. sex on first date: As I said, great idea! Terrible in action. (Glob it’s terrible in action. So bad. For me at least. I’ve still never done it but like. Gloooooooob)

80. broke someones heart: Yes, I think?

81. had your own heart broken: Definitely.

82. been arrested: BY THE BUN PUNCHERS YES. So no.

83. turned someone down: Yep.

84. cried when someone died: *sighs*

85. fallen for a friend: Being pansexual is frustrating.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

86. yourself: I want all of me too. But the dark depths still exist, so I wonder...

87. miracles: Aye.

88. love at first sight: Yes, but only in the glance that starts a friendship, which starts a romance.

89. heaven: Some sort of paradise, yes.

90. santa claus: Well, he *is* friends with the Pumpkin King so.

91. kiss on first date: *sighs* Yes.

92. angels: Mhmm~

Hokee :3

The robots are out to get you! But in all seriousness, this happens to me all the damn time. Block the numbers if possible. Otherwise, I usually just ignore them until they stop. :/

Have you tried doing relaxation exercises/guided meditations? I know they don’t work for everyone (they sure as hell didn’t work for me), but it might be worth a shot? /not great at giving advice or being helpful at all uvu