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peterpls replied to your post: 6, cassel/lila (because they’ve had enough angst and UST to last a lifetime)

*muffled screaming* EVERYTHING IS PERFECT HOW DO YOU DO IT IN ONE SENTENCE, HOW

EEEEEE YOU ARE LOVELY TO ME. THANK YOOOU.

drizzlingshears replied to your post: Percy/Nico or Eduardo/Nico/Hazel (for praaaaactice).

And suddenly it was my OT3.

RIGHT? I just need them to be creepy morbid demigod children together and to do horrible, devastating things for love ;___; Forever.

cool-cool-cool replied to your post: For the AU meme, Scott McCall! Or whoever you want from Teen Wolf, I am not picky.

LITERALLY THE BEST THING(S) I’VE READ ALL NIGHT.

YAAY CURSEWORKERS. It's one sentence for each genre but I could skip angst and UST if you'd like! :D

1. Angst

2. AU. He skips school on Friday even though it means they'll probably call his mom (but she's not his real mom, just the foster he's gotta live with until she decides that the tax benefits aren't worth the trouble of kids like Cassel,) wishing he had money for more paints and thinking of going to the rec center by the highway, where the vending machines are all broke but they never whitewash the wall so you can just keep painting art on it, when he sees her: tight blonde pigtails and a bandana, boots with knives for heels, and she looks right at him, deciding, before she bags her canisters and runs, paint still dripping down the wall she leaves behind; he looks, sees the jagged, colorful words and takes them to heart the way you always do with artwork: WE DESERVE BETTER.

3. Crackfic. You'd think after a hundred years, the appliances would remember that Barron is a featherduster with the brain capacity to match, but no, and now there is a girl in the castle and Lila's probably upstairs, snarling at her reflection with feline teeth because she wears her issues on her sleeve like that, and Cassel's stuck down here on the mantle, and man, he wishes he still had legs, or at least wheels like Sam, but that's not important because how do you get a girl to fall in love with a beast like Lila and how do you get it to happen quickly?

4. Crossover. The most unexpected advice she ever got was from a cokehead at one of the parties Barron took her to: she's standing alone in a corner, fourteen with her neck stretched out and her eyes haloed in kohl to make her look older, and he sidles up next to her, skinny and twitchy and frog-mouthed and a lot gross, and looks at her so frankly she thinks of smashing her bottle just to have a weapon and maybe tear a hole in her glove she can work with, and then he says, "don't waste a second of your life on somebody you don't want to just to get somebody else's attention," and she blinks at him, once, twice, and he adds, "I'm Sean."

5. First time. "Are you coming back?" Maura asks, switching her mechanic's gloves for her house gloves as Lila tries the engine; it turns over with a happy purr, and, watching the way her face lights up, Cassel says absently, "maybe for Aaron's birthday," and they both freeze, because that's the first time Cassel's ever said his nephew's name out loud.

6. Fluff. The woman who picks them up outside Darwin is eighty, at least, with a faded Backstreet Boys t-shirt and red paint that bisects her bottom lip; she squints at them through the truck window with desert eyes, taking in Cassel's arm wrapped around Lila's shoulders, the duffel at their feet, and she must see something timeless and free in their affection, because she gentles her voice and asks, "him not munanga, innit, him countryman?" and Cassel answers, "I could be," with an everywhere smile.

7. Humor. Cassel has to transform them in a hurry -- like seriously, ten seconds away from being made by fucking TSA of all fucking people -- and, as he curls his bare fingers around Lila's wrist, he goes with the first faces that pop into his head: an hour later, after the sixth girl that comes up to them with a cameraphone and a shy request for an autograph, Lila turns to him and whispers dangerously, "Did you turn us into pop stars?"

8. Hurt/Comfort. Their whole lives, they never own a cat.

9. Smut. "Okay, stop, that is not how anatomy works," she puts a hand on his shoulder and lifts, grimacing, "get comfortable, because I am going to sit on your face and not let you up until you learn," and nods approvingly when he just says, okay, meekly.

1) asdfggfd. my laptop. no, my camera. no, my fox necklace. no, my teddy bear. no. wait. i. i don't know. all the things i've gotten from friends. asdfg I DON'T KNOW OMG WHY.

2) my birthday is the 13th of december. which is also saint lucia's day, and the birthday of amy lee and taylor swift. the weather is usually cold and gray (and snowy if i'm lucky).

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