#peteriris

OK SO im assuming this was for “Send me a ship and I will explain why I do or don’t ship it”?

here we go

peteriris: i do ship it! very much! i love them so much like theyre both kinda quiet, self deprecating people (although for different reasons, which i can cover in another ask) and they both love each other so much and peter makes iris feel like shes important and interesting and iris makes peter feel really safe and loved. and they make eachother’s lives so much better  and they got to live a long happy life together and aaaaaaaaaaaaa

cosminaut: good shit. if a ship reminds me of ruetho its doing something right.

explosion boyfriends: OK SERIOUSLY WHY DOES NO ONE ELSE SHIP THIS LIKE.

imagine a conversation between the two of them???like just theyre both optimistic DORKS with some of the funniest dialog in spg so just imagine them playing off each other.

imagine six being kind of jealous of rav’s expansive knowledge of interdimensional blue matter rifts but for the most part he finds it extremely attractive

imagine booplax and gidgit having a bet with the spg bots on who’s human will ask the other out first. they get REALLY COMPETITIVE about it and one day six announces rav asked him out and before he can stop himself the spine just blurts out GOD DAMN IT

i had a huge thing typed up in response to this but lost it all so tdrl version:

post weekend war peter and iris are both fucking exhausted because this entire ordeal has been really hard on everyone. and peter has been trying his best to fuss over iris and she sits down to rest for a bit and peter asks if she needs anything

and she playfully says yes, it’s extremely important he come and sit with her. and peter is confused as to why iris would need that and then he gets The Joke and hes like “Oh! why yes, of course, i do believe that’s something i certainly can do!” and hes so pleased with himself for figuring out what iris meant iris thinks its adorable

OK SO peter genuinely likes terrible puns he always did part of the reason i headcanon daisy bell is the first song the bots learned to play is bc it has bicycle puns that im pretty sure were super corny even in The Oldy Times

and i headcanon iris probably makes more “dad” jokes (i never understood why they were called that bc my mom always was the one who made those kinds of jokes) because iris just heard those growing up bc the tonias are just a Big Happy Family. but peter has never heard any of these before and thinks theyre genuinely like the funniest thing ever and just god iris is so witty and wonderful and hilarious and perfect