#pet unicorns

How to care for the pet unicorn. I would like to introduce to you an exotic pet that is wonderful but quite difficult to care for. Exotic pets all have individual needs and we need to learn about those needs before acquiring any pet.

The pet unicorn can be quite shy and timid. They will habitually render themselves invisible until the danger passes. Unicorns are furiously protective of their young. They love to leap into the air cavorting with their friends. Weird and wonderful occurrences can happen when a unicorn is nearby. Because of this, many believe that unicorn is magical. The magical properties of the unicorn have never been proven. Then again, it has never been disproven either. Let's examine the world of the pet unicorn as exotic pets.

At night unicorns emit a natural radiance. While running through the night the glow leaves a temporary trail behind them, sparkling in various hues. However, this magical essence can only be seen if you have an open mind.

Unicorn Pictures

I attempted to get a unicorn picture of my pet unicorn. Pictures of unicorns are very hard to get because they are quite timid (and FAST). Mine evidently is very camera shy. You can see in the picture an image of a unicorn right before he disappeared. However, you can see his aura. Notice the radiance left behind.

The lifespan of the unicorn is unknown. Only a small number of people have seen dead unicorns. A few archaeologists have unearthed the remains of unicorns including intact heads with the singular horn protruding from the center of the forehead.

The young will stay with their mother and father for fifty years or more. They have very strong family groups.

Unicorns have a complicated diet which could prove to be challenging to properly care for a unicorn as a pet. They love herbs especially the flowering parts of the herb plants. They also eat new and tender shoots off of many plants. They seem to adore fresh mushrooms, but only the mushrooms that sprout from the damp earth at night. They eat many fruits; especially fond of kiwis, raspberries, and pawpaws. They absolutely adore four-leaf clovers. Because of their extreme fondness of four-leaf clovers, this would make an excellent treat for the animal or as a training aid.

They must have fresh water, and I do mean very fresh. It must come from a cool, fast-moving stream or a waterfall. If the water has been contaminated they simply will refuse to drink water. They will catch raindrops with their tongue or lick the fresh morning dew off plants.

As I mentioned before, they are timid and become frightened. The disappearing can become a problem when working with your unicorns. We use to convince kindly fairies to dazzle the unicorn, making them reappear. But fairies are becoming very hard to find. Human encroachment has caused tremendous habitat loss and fairies are endangered, nearing extinction.

We have found another method to astonish the unicorn back from invisibility. You will have to make it yourself but, it is pretty easy. Take a quart fruit jar, diamond glitter, and a glow stick. Cut open the glow stick and pour the contents into the jar. Add the diamond glitter and shake. Keep the ingredients of the glow stick off your skin and also don't ingest it. The effect only lasts a short time and is only good for one use. This will wow your unicorn back to material form. If you use a real fairy be patient with the unicorn, they do act rather silly after seeing a fairy.

My concerns about having a unicorn as a pet are first, they are very difficult to feed and supply with fresh water. Second, they do need a lot of running and frolicking space to be happy and healthy. Ask yourself if you can truly provide for the needs of a unicorn. You have to also consider their extremely long lifespans. What would the unicorn do if confined and something should happen to you?

Since North Korea has proven the existence of unicorns, finding the grave of the unicorn, and the unicorn lair of the same unicorn that King Dongmyeong rode, I don't think anyone can doubt this evidence that unicorns are real.

A brief flight of fantasy is occasionally called for...

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I did another 8x30 in 30 minutes HIIT session last night.  I tried to hold a good power but damn it aint easy.  I did a 5 minute warm up and was not able to hit a big power number.  I think if I get a 30 minute warm up I have one big number in me.  I basically did the same power as the last 8x30.  I was 1% down which is noise.

Two interesting things.  My average power over the 30 minutes was 13% better than the last actual 8x30.  It was 8% better than my HIIT session two days earlier.  My FFF has come down again and was 5.25.  So more power in the legs at a lower average heart rate.  That’s the kind of trend we like to see.

Last year I did 5 sessions each week in Feb and part of March but that was too much.  I started to get knee and back pain.  4 sessions is my magic number apparently.

I am climbing out of the new years hole slowly but surely.

I still need to get outside this weekend.  That is the real test.  That is why I do this training stuff.

I guess some people will be thinking about getting into cycling this time of year.  That is why I do this blogging stuff.  See, if I can do it you can.  You need a good bike so go to a bike shop and get properly sized and fitted bike.  You need the right clothes. Do not wear ANY cotton while on a bike or you will learn the meaning of pain in awkward places. Get proper good fitting bike shorts. Learn what we mean by Shammy. ( Or Chamois )

You do not need to join a bike club per se, but ask the bike shop people about local groups that can help out.  Cyclists usually are silly helpful and enthusiastic.  Some must have pet unicorns.  If this is a fitness project get a Trainer like my Green |Monster so you can train when going outside is a bad idea.