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Time to go through THIS dumb fucking list again. Maybe if you kill all of them it’ll let me get back to business as usual faster. But also. STOP BEING SUCH AN IDIOT.
Hmm. No. Not him. Or her. Or them. Uhhhh. That guy’s too important for now. It’ll be really bad if you kill him. Oh, wait, this might be entertaining...
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WHAT.
SERIOUSLY?!! I was gone for FIVE minutes to get a snack and THIS is what I come back to. So much for “getting a break.” No wonder why no one else can do this job, you’re all IMBECILES. You can’t even keep a SINGLE person alive for more than 10 minutes. Stupid fucking idiots. Now I gotta change the camera. Back | Next
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Great going, dingus. Should’ve tried “pondering life” with that one first, I guess.
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Unfortunately that stretchiness does not extend to their esophagus. The Drink Absorber only makes it halfway down your throat before you choke to death.
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You open your stretchy, amphibious gullet, giving ample space to try to eat the drink absorber. Some may think such an action looks a little peculiar, with such exaggerated movements. But for a Perum, this is nothing out of the ordinary. Their stretchy mouths are simply a part of who they are.
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Eat the Drink Absorber
Eat… the drink absorber? Hmm, maybe this is a good opportunity to test out your latest theory- if you consume the device, maybe you’ll gain the ability to absorb drinks with your simple touch, rather than having to use the utensil as an extension. This seems like a reasonable idea to you. Sure, why not?
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Choose Utensil
Ah, yes, this will do! Your trusty DRINK ABSORBER. Place it in your cup, and all of the benefits simply enter your body. Honestly, you hate the taste of chamomile tea, but you can’t deny its benefits. Good thing there are easy ways to get around it.
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Grab Unique Silverware to Consume Tea With
You check your FOOD UTENSIL DRAWER. You have one utensil for any possible meal scenario you can find yourself in. If you lose anything… well, it’s not going to be easy to replace.
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