PERRY MCINTOSH IF YOU KEEP THIS UP I MIGHT HAVE TO ASK YOU TO MARRY ME!  I WILL HAVE YOU A RAP WHIPPED UP IN NO TIME.  DO YOU HAVE ANY PREFERENCES?!  OR CAN I SURPRISE YOU?

WHAT IF I MAKE A MASHUP?!!?!?!?

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Happy birthday to my main man, @perrymcintosh otherwise known as Perry the Platypus. I will save the sap for the maple syrup I’m gonna hand craft you since you’re all about that farm to table artisan thing, but please know that I love the shit out of you and I’m so lucky to have your handsome mug around. 

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& a CINFULLY happy birthday to @gretchenmcintosh and @perrymcintosh.   this is a real, authenticated, never-before-seen selfie of us having a great time together. they’re laughing bc i’m so witty and take great, obviously not photoshopped group selfies.  don’t we look great?????  anyway, happy bday.  let’s make more memories like this one.

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Elijah --> Perry @perrymcintosh

[PM] I’m honestly super okay. Unless you want to fight with the insurance company for me? Because I think I re-injured my ribs about ten times during the course of our conversations. Elijah’s been hovering, though. Which, honestly, I don’t understand? It’s just my ribs. It’s not like I had a limb severed.

Point is, I’m okay, honestly.