#perpetuallyconfused1

Well, I had really bad nightmares, so I stayed up since 2 am drawing crap. xD

Well, this "Bi-atch" is glad you didn't unfollow me or anything! XD Good thing I didn't change my URL as well!

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1. What is one of your favorite memories from your childhood? 

i don't really have any.

2. What do you think your Harry Potter patronus and/or animagus would be? 

my patronus would probably be a dog. my headcanon animagus, though, is totally a gyrfalcon if only because ash wrote a kickass fic where i was a gyrfalcon and that will forever be my animagus.

3. What was your first kiss like? 

awkward and bad. as most first kisses are.

4. Do you have pets? 

an adorable, fluffy puppy and a brat of a kitten.

5. What is your favorite season(of the year— not a show) and why? 

thanks for the clarification. uh, i'm a big fall/summer person. mostly because i have spring allergies and i hate the cold.

i have always been a summer child.

6. If you could travel anywhere in the world for free, where would you go?

london. italy. paris. barcelona. i want to go to europe and take the train across the continent. wander through buildings that are hundreds of years old. fumble through languages.

7. Any kinks? 

dirty talk and d/s mostly. 

8. What kind of music are you into?

any kind. i'm pretty open. except ska and reggae.

9. You can travel back in time, what time do you go to/ who do you meet?

i want to go back in time and meet my mother as a kid.

10. If you could have any super power, what would you want?

i want to manipulate matter. turn a pencil into an apple. change clothes without actually having to change.

change myself.

11. Do you like kiwis? 

Always post the rules.

Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 11 new ones.

Tag 11 new people and link them to the post.

Let them know you tagged them.

I was tagged by buttmunch. Questions that were asked:

1. If you were stuck on an island what three movies would you want with you?

uh...do i have a way to play them? 'cause while i'm sure pirates of the caribbean would be a great little bit of irony, it wouldn't exactly be worth much if i couldn't play it and imitate jack sparrow's method of escape.

but i guess if i had to pick: the decoy bride, never let me go, and tangled.

2. Who was the last person you hugged?

my co-worker, sarah.

3. What’s the craziest thing you’ve done?

i haven't really done anything crazy. i mean, for all my goofy ideas, i'm not exactly insane.

4. What was the last movie you watched?

the help

5. What do you look for in friends?

a sense of humor.

6. How do you handle stress?

i don't. i usually ignore it until i crash - resulting a six day binge of no food, no sleep, and a hell of a lot of coca cola.

7. What’s the most creative way that you cuss?

i tack nouns onto curses. like, "you absolutely incorrigible fucktruck"

or i get really upset about evolution, "oh you are just a congealed waste of human genetics, aren't you?"

8. If your life was a movie, what genre would it be?

horror in the mornings and comedy in the evenings.

9. Go to your music and hit shuffle, what’s the 1st song that appears?

roads untravelled, by linkin park.

10. Are you a morning bird or a night owl?

i'm the person that shot the morning bird. let's put it that way.

11. Why did you get a Tumblr?

'cause daniela told me that it was a cool place and i trust her.

My Questions for you:

1. If you could afford to dress in any way you wanted, what kind of clothes would you buy?

2. What is your favourite party food?

3. Would you rather talk to your favourite celebrity or have sex with them?

4. Define yourself in one sentence.

5. How do you like to wake up in the morning?

6. Who do you miss most right now?

7. Is there anyone on the planet that you would kill if you knew you would get away with it?

8. If you could know your future, would you want to?

9. Describe your best friend(s).

10. Give yourself a theme song!

You are the cutest and most awkward little birdy. (ALSO I SAW YOUR MOM TODAY AND WE ATE DINNER AND WATCHED SLEEPY HOLLOW AND IT WAS NICE)

1. First impression:

You were sad and dark and weird. I didn’t like you.

LOL LOOK AT US NOW

2. Truth is: 

Um, you’re sort of one of the most important people in my life and the only one I trust nearly 100%. Plus, you’re my Jaeger co-pilot and my Spock and forever keeping a giant chunk of my heart.

Which explains why, when you die, my heart will arrest along with yours.

3. How old do you look: 

My age. Probably because you are. :P

4. Have you ever made me laugh: 

At very inappropriate things, yes. All the time. We are forever laughing.

5. Have you ever made me mad: 

Yes. But I’ve made you mad too, and I think that’s just a side-effect of being sisters so…

6. Best feature: 

Your freckles are adorable. Your smile is moonlight. And the way I wake up to you curled up like a cat is pretty fuckin’ cute.

7. Have I ever had a crush on you:

UH. PRACTICALLY MARRIED. YEAH. ALL THE TIME. YOU ARE MY PLATONIC LOVER.

8. You’re my: 

De facto/best friend/sister/my Heather

9. Name in my phone: 

The Master

10. Should you post this too?